{"id":186048,"date":"2014-05-30T18:56:00","date_gmt":"2014-05-30T23:56:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2014\/05\/30\/americas-finest-news-source-nails-it-again\/"},"modified":"2014-05-30T18:56:00","modified_gmt":"2014-05-30T23:56:00","slug":"americas-finest-news-source-nails-it-again","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2014\/05\/30\/americas-finest-news-source-nails-it-again\/","title":{"rendered":"America&#8217;s Finest News Source Nails It \u2026\u2026\u2026 Again"},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote><p><span style=\"color: blue;\"><b><span style=\"font-size: x-large;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.theonion.com\/articles\/no-way-to-prevent-this-says-only-nation-where-this,36131\/\">\u2018No Way To Prevent This,\u2019 Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens<\/a><\/span><\/b><\/span><br \/><span style=\"color: blue;\"><br \/><\/span><span style=\"color: blue;\">\u2026\u2026\u2026<\/span><br \/><span style=\"color: blue;\"><br \/><\/span><span style=\"color: blue;\">At press time, residents of the only economically advanced nation in the world where roughly two mass shootings have occurred every month for the past five years were referring to themselves and their situation as \u201chelpless.\u201d<\/span><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Seriously, what the f%$# is wrong with us?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u2018No Way To Prevent This,\u2019 Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens\u2026\u2026\u2026At press time, residents of the only economically advanced nation in the world where roughly two mass shootings have occurred every month for the past five years were referring to themselves and their situation as \u201chelpless.\u201d Seriously, what the f%$# is wrong with us?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1052,1055,1126],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-186048","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-crimes","category-gun-laws","category-weapons"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/186048"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=186048"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/186048\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=186048"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=186048"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=186048"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}