{"id":186054,"date":"2014-05-28T18:11:00","date_gmt":"2014-05-28T23:11:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2014\/05\/28\/i-had-an-epic-day-at-work-today\/"},"modified":"2014-05-28T18:11:00","modified_gmt":"2014-05-28T23:11:00","slug":"i-had-an-epic-day-at-work-today","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2014\/05\/28\/i-had-an-epic-day-at-work-today\/","title":{"rendered":"I Had an Epic Day at Work Today"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I generally embargo anything that happens at work, on the theory that it&#8217;s my employer&#8217;s business, and with a few exceptions, blogging about is just not a good idea.<\/p>\n<p>However, what happened today breaks this embargo:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><span style=\"color: blue;\">John at work came in limping today.<\/span><br \/><span style=\"color: blue;\"><br \/><\/span> <span style=\"color: blue;\">He had a Brown Recluse bite on his leg, and he said that the doctor had prescribed steroid and Sulfa drugs (probably Dapsone).<\/span><br \/><span style=\"color: blue;\"><br \/><\/span> <span style=\"color: blue;\">I told him that he should drink lots of water, because Sulfa drugs tend to accumulate in the kidneys.<\/span><br \/><span style=\"color: blue;\"><br \/><\/span> <span style=\"color: blue;\">Then as I was walking away, I turned and said:<\/span><br \/><span style=\"color: blue;\"><br \/><\/span> <span style=\"color: blue;\">Wait for it&#8230;<\/span><br \/><span style=\"color: blue;\"><br \/><\/span> <span style=\"color: blue;\"><span style=\"font-size: 95%; line-height: normal;\">Wait for it&#8230;<\/span><\/span><br \/><span style=\"color: blue;\"><br \/><\/span> <span style=\"color: blue;\"><span style=\"font-size: 85%; line-height: normal;\">Wait for it&#8230;<\/span><\/span><br \/><span style=\"color: blue;\"><br \/><\/span> <span style=\"color: blue;\"><span style=\"font-size: 80%; line-height: normal;\">Wait for it&#8230;<\/span><\/span><br \/><span style=\"color: blue;\"><br \/><\/span> <span style=\"color: blue;\"><span style=\"font-size: 75%; line-height: normal;\">Wait for it&#8230;<\/span><\/span><br \/><span style=\"color: blue;\"><br \/><\/span> <span style=\"color: blue;\"><span style=\"font-size: 70%; line-height: normal;\">Wait for it&#8230;<\/span><\/span><br \/><span style=\"color: blue;\"><br \/><\/span> <span style=\"color: blue;\"><span style=\"font-size: 65%; line-height: normal;\">Wait for it&#8230;<\/span><\/span><br \/><span style=\"color: blue;\"><br \/><\/span> <span style=\"color: blue;\"><span style=\"font-size: 60%; line-height: normal;\">Wait for it&#8230;<\/span><\/span><br \/><span style=\"color: blue;\"><br \/><\/span> <span style=\"color: blue;\">You know where this is going, don&#8217;t you&#8230;<\/span><br \/><span style=\"color: blue;\"><br \/><\/span> <span style=\"color: blue;\"><span style=\"font-size: 55%; line-height: normal;\">Wait for it&#8230;<\/span><\/span><br \/><span style=\"color: blue;\"><br \/><\/span> <span style=\"color: blue;\"><span style=\"font-size: 50%; line-height: normal;\">Wait for it&#8230;<\/span><\/span><br \/><span style=\"color: blue;\"><br \/><\/span> <span style=\"color: blue;\"><span style=\"font-size: 45%; line-height: normal;\">Wait for it&#8230;<\/span><\/span><br \/><span style=\"color: blue;\"><br \/><\/span> <span style=\"color: blue;\"><span style=\"font-size: 40%; line-height: normal;\">Wait for it&#8230;<\/span><\/span><br \/><span style=\"color: blue;\"><br \/><\/span> <span style=\"color: blue;\"><b><span style=\"font-size: 300%; line-height: normal;\">I&#8217;m an Engineer, not a Doctor, Dammit!!!!!!<\/span><\/b><\/span><br \/><span style=\"color: blue;\"><br \/><\/span> <span style=\"color: blue;\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/i990.photobucket.com\/albums\/af27\/msaroff\/star-trek-nodding_zpsfb0a2864.gif\" \/><\/span><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>I haz a happy!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I generally embargo anything that happens at work, on the theory that it&#8217;s my employer&#8217;s business, and with a few exceptions, blogging about is just not a good idea. However, what happened today breaks this embargo: John at work came in limping today. He had a Brown Recluse bite on his leg, and he said &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[962,975,1100,1074],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-186054","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-40yrs","category-employment","category-funny","category-medical"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/186054"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=186054"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/186054\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=186054"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=186054"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=186054"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}