{"id":186211,"date":"2014-04-02T15:17:00","date_gmt":"2014-04-02T20:17:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2014\/04\/02\/i-love-this-wifi-id-ever\/"},"modified":"2014-04-02T15:17:00","modified_gmt":"2014-04-02T20:17:00","slug":"i-love-this-wifi-id-ever","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2014\/04\/02\/i-love-this-wifi-id-ever\/","title":{"rendered":"I Love this Wifi ID Ever"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/gawker.com\/park-slope-kids-salon-stop-calling-your-wifi-lulus-a-1553651388\">LuLu&#8217;s Anal Bleaching<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><span style=\"color: blue;\">CITIZEN&#8217;S ARREST! A person who controls a wifi near the &#8220;combination hair salon and toy store on the increasingly stylish Fifth Avenue strip of Park Slope&#8221; called LuLu&#8217;s has given his or her network a positively vulgar name. It is a name that threatens to sully the posh and sophisticated reputation of a shop that charges $26 to give your child a new lease on life via his or her tresses ($10 for just a bangs job). It is a name that is not good for kids.<\/span><br \/><span style=\"color: blue;\"><br \/><\/span><span style=\"color: blue;\">On the Google Group bergenbtwn4and5, LuLu&#8217;s owner Brigitte Prat (or someone posing as her using the handle brigittelpratt) shares the story of how her brand is being attacked (probably by a high person who thought it would be funny to satirize the presumed bourgieness of the children&#8217;s salon): \u2026\u2026\u2026<\/span><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>That is f%$#ing brilliant!!!!<\/p>\n<p>H\/t DC at the <a href=\"http:\/\/stellarparthenon.org\/\">Stellar Parthenon BBS<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>LuLu&#8217;s Anal Bleaching: CITIZEN&#8217;S ARREST! A person who controls a wifi near the &#8220;combination hair salon and toy store on the increasingly stylish Fifth Avenue strip of Park Slope&#8221; called LuLu&#8217;s has given his or her network a positively vulgar name. It is a name that threatens to sully the posh and sophisticated reputation of &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1148,1048,1050],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-186211","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-fashion","category-humor","category-snark"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/186211"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=186211"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/186211\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=186211"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=186211"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=186211"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}