{"id":186238,"date":"2014-03-26T19:29:00","date_gmt":"2014-03-27T00:29:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2014\/03\/26\/best-amazon-comment-ever\/"},"modified":"2014-03-26T19:29:00","modified_gmt":"2014-03-27T00:29:00","slug":"best-amazon-comment-ever","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2014\/03\/26\/best-amazon-comment-ever\/","title":{"rendered":"Best Amazon Comment Ever"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Senator Ted Cruz, nutjob Joe McCarthy look alike, has <a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/gp\/offer-listing\/1619530953\/ref=as_li_qf_sp_asin_tl?ie=UTF8&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=9325&amp;creativeASIN=1619530953&amp;linkCode=am2&amp;tag=40yeainthedes-20\">written a coloring book<\/a><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"\" border=\"0\" src=\"http:\/\/ir-na.amazon-adsystem.com\/e\/ir?t=40yeainthedes-20&amp;l=am2&amp;o=1&amp;a=1619530953\" height=\"1\" style=\"border: none !important; margin: 0px !important;\" width=\"1\" \/>.<\/p>\n<p>No this is not <i>The Onion<\/i>.  You can actually buy at Amazon.<\/p>\n<p>And because it Amazon, there are <a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/Ted-Cruz-Future-Coloring-Activity\/product-reviews\/1619530953\/ref=dp_top_cm_cr_acr_txt?showViewpoints=1\">reader comments<\/a>, and the negative reviews are amusing, but I like <a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/review\/R1BFWHYK6BOWN4\/ref=cm_srch_res_rtr_alt_5\">this one<\/a> the best:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><span style=\"color: blue;\">So, after reading many reviews that mentioned what good toilet paper this book made, I was super excited to order my copy. Unfortunately, after receiving mine in the mail I was immediately disappointed. I don&#8217;t know, perhaps I accidentally received a used copy, but mine was completely worthless for this purpose as every single page was already completely covered with crap&#8230;<\/span><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>It&#8217;s juvenile, but so is a United States Senator writing a f%$#ing coloring book.<\/p>\n<p>H\/t Neo at the <a href=\"http:\/\/stellarparthenon.org\/\">Stellar Parthenon BBS<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Senator Ted Cruz, nutjob Joe McCarthy look alike, has written a coloring book. No this is not The Onion. You can actually buy at Amazon. And because it Amazon, there are reader comments, and the negative reviews are amusing, but I like this one the best: So, after reading many reviews that mentioned what good &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1167,1175,982,979,1015],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-186238","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-art","category-literature","category-stupid","category-wanker","category-weird"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/186238"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=186238"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/186238\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=186238"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=186238"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=186238"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}