{"id":186251,"date":"2014-03-24T19:47:00","date_gmt":"2014-03-25T00:47:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2014\/03\/24\/out-like-a-lamb-my-ass\/"},"modified":"2014-03-24T19:47:00","modified_gmt":"2014-03-25T00:47:00","slug":"out-like-a-lamb-my-ass","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2014\/03\/24\/out-like-a-lamb-my-ass\/","title":{"rendered":"Out Like a Lamb, My Ass!"},"content":{"rendered":"

They are predicting snow tomorrow<\/a>.<\/p>\n

Seriously.  It’s the Spring, and it’s f%$3ing Baltimore!!!<\/p>\n

WWUS41 KLWX 250030<\/span>
WSWLWX<\/span>
URGENT – WINTER WEATHER MESSAGE<\/span>
NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE BALTIMORE MD\/WASHINGTON DC<\/span>
830 PM EDT MON MAR 24 2014<\/span>

<\/span> DCZ001-MDZ004>007-009>011-013-014-016-VAZ030-031-040-042-050>056-<\/span>
501-502-WVZ053-250830-<\/span>
\/O.NEW.KLWX.WW.Y.0020.140325T1000Z-140325T1900Z\/<\/span>
DISTRICT OF COLUMBIA-FREDERICK MD-CARROLL-NORTHERN BALTIMORE-<\/span>
HARFORD-MONTGOMERY-HOWARD-SOUTHERN BALTIMORE-PRINCE GEORGES-<\/span>
ANNE ARUNDEL-CHARLES-WARREN-CLARKE-RAPPAHANNOCK-LOUDOUN-ORANGE-<\/span>
CULPEPER-PRINCE WILLIAM\/MANASSAS\/MANASSAS PARK-FAIRFAX-<\/span>
ARLINGTON\/FALLS CHURCH\/ALEXANDRIA-STAFFORD-SPOTSYLVANIA-<\/span>
NORTHERN FAUQUIER-SOUTHERN FAUQUIER-JEFFERSON-<\/span>
INCLUDING THE CITIES OF…WASHINGTON…FREDERICK…WESTMINSTER…<\/span>
GAITHERSBURG…COLUMBIA…BALTIMORE…ANNAPOLIS…WALDORF…<\/span>
FRONT ROYAL…LEESBURG…CULPEPER…MANASSAS…MANASSAS PARK…<\/span>
FAIRFAX…ALEXANDRIA…FALLS CHURCH…FREDERICKSBURG…<\/span>
WARRENTON…CHARLES TOWN<\/span>
830 PM EDT MON MAR 24 2014<\/span>

<\/span> WINTER WEATHER ADVISORY IN EFFECT FROM 6 AM TO 3 PM EDT<\/span>
TUESDAY<\/span>
THE NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE IN BALTIMORE MD\/WASHINGTON HAS<\/span>
ISSUED A WINTER WEATHER ADVISORY FOR SNOW… WHICH IS IN EFFECT<\/span>
FROM 6 AM TO 3 PM EDT TUESDAY.<\/span>
* PRECIPITATION TYPE…SNOW. <\/span>
* ACCUMULATIONS…1 TO 3 INCHES. THE HIGHEST AMOUNTS WILL BE NORTH<\/span>
AND WEST OF INTERSTATE 95 TOWARD THE BLUE RIDGE MOUNTAINS. <\/span>
* TIMING…SNOW WILL BEGIN EARLY TUESDAY MORNING. THE HEAVIEST<\/span>
SNOW IS EXPECTED TUESDAY MORNING BEFORE TAPERING OFF DURING THE<\/span>
AFTERNOON AND EARLY EVENING.<\/span>
* TEMPERATURES…LOW TEMPERATURES TONIGHT IN THE MID TO UPPER 20S.<\/span>
HIGH TEMPERATURES TUESDAY WILL BE IN THE MID TO UPPER 30S. <\/span>
* WINDS…BECOMING SOUTHEAST AROUND 5 MPH. <\/span>
* IMPACTS…ROADS WILL BE SNOW COVERED AND SLIPPERY TUESDAY<\/span>
MORNING AND TRAVEL WILL BE DIFFICULT DURING THE MORNING COMMUTE.<\/span>
MOST SURFACES WILL BECOME WET TUESDAY AFTERNOON WITH<\/span>
TEMPERATURES RISING ABOVE FREEZING.<\/span>
PRECAUTIONARY\/PREPAREDNESS ACTIONS…<\/span>
A WINTER WEATHER ADVISORY MEANS THAT PERIODS OF SNOW WILL CAUSE <\/span>
TRAVEL DIFFICULTIES. BE PREPARED FOR SLIPPERY ROADS AND LIMITED<\/span>
VISIBILITIES…AND USE CAUTION WHILE DRIVING.<\/span>
&&<\/span><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

This is completely whack!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

They are predicting snow tomorrow. Seriously.  It’s the Spring, and it’s f%$3ing Baltimore!!! WWUS41 KLWX 250030WSWLWXURGENT – WINTER WEATHER MESSAGENATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE BALTIMORE MD\/WASHINGTON DC830 PM EDT MON MAR 24 2014 DCZ001-MDZ004>007-009>011-013-014-016-VAZ030-031-040-042-050>056-501-502-WVZ053-250830-\/O.NEW.KLWX.WW.Y.0020.140325T1000Z-140325T1900Z\/DISTRICT OF COLUMBIA-FREDERICK MD-CARROLL-NORTHERN BALTIMORE-HARFORD-MONTGOMERY-HOWARD-SOUTHERN BALTIMORE-PRINCE GEORGES-ANNE ARUNDEL-CHARLES-WARREN-CLARKE-RAPPAHANNOCK-LOUDOUN-ORANGE-CULPEPER-PRINCE WILLIAM\/MANASSAS\/MANASSAS PARK-FAIRFAX-ARLINGTON\/FALLS CHURCH\/ALEXANDRIA-STAFFORD-SPOTSYLVANIA-NORTHERN FAUQUIER-SOUTHERN FAUQUIER-JEFFERSON-INCLUDING THE CITIES OF…WASHINGTON…FREDERICK…WESTMINSTER…GAITHERSBURG…COLUMBIA…BALTIMORE…ANNAPOLIS…WALDORF…FRONT ROYAL…LEESBURG…CULPEPER…MANASSAS…MANASSAS PARK…FAIRFAX…ALEXANDRIA…FALLS CHURCH…FREDERICKSBURG…WARRENTON…CHARLES TOWN830 PM EDT MON MAR …<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1054,1185,1015],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-186251","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-anthropogenic-climate-change","category-weather","category-weird"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/186251"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=186251"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/186251\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=186251"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=186251"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=186251"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}