{"id":186270,"date":"2014-03-14T20:44:00","date_gmt":"2014-03-15T01:44:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2014\/03\/14\/my-son-called-this-the-most-insensitive-joke-that-hes-ever-heard\/"},"modified":"2014-03-14T20:44:00","modified_gmt":"2014-03-15T01:44:00","slug":"my-son-called-this-the-most-insensitive-joke-that-hes-ever-heard","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2014\/03\/14\/my-son-called-this-the-most-insensitive-joke-that-hes-ever-heard\/","title":{"rendered":"My Son Called this the Most Insensitive Joke That He&#8217;s Ever Heard"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s not my joke.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s the universe&#8217;s joke.<\/p>\n<p>It turns out that the777-200ER from Malaysia Airlines Flight 370 (9M-MRO), which has yet to be found is the <b><i>four-hundred and fourth<\/i><\/b> 777 produced by Boeing.<\/p>\n<p>Yep, that&#8217;s right, <b><span style=\"font-size: 120%; font-variant: small-caps;\">404: Not Found<\/span><\/b>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s not my joke. It&#8217;s the universe&#8217;s joke. It turns out that the777-200ER from Malaysia Airlines Flight 370 (9M-MRO), which has yet to be found is the four-hundred and fourth 777 produced by Boeing. Yep, that&#8217;s right, 404: Not Found.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[962,1007,1048,1015],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-186270","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-40yrs","category-aviation","category-humor","category-weird"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/186270"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=186270"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/186270\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=186270"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=186270"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=186270"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}