{"id":186368,"date":"2014-02-13T18:35:00","date_gmt":"2014-02-13T23:35:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2014\/02\/13\/uniteds-web-was-down-and-i-was-on-hold-for-2-fing-hours-so\/"},"modified":"2014-02-13T18:35:00","modified_gmt":"2014-02-13T23:35:00","slug":"uniteds-web-was-down-and-i-was-on-hold-for-2-fing-hours-so","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2014\/02\/13\/uniteds-web-was-down-and-i-was-on-hold-for-2-fing-hours-so\/","title":{"rendered":"United&#8217;s Web Was Down, and I Was on Hold for 2 F%$#ing Hours, So \u2026\u2026\u2026"},"content":{"rendered":"<div style=\"border: 1px solid black; float: right; margin: 0px 10px; padding: 5px; text-align: center; width: 400px;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/i.imgur.com\/3fnXiLr.jpg\" rel=\"lytebox\"><img decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" bordercolor=\"white\" src=\"http:\/\/i.imgur.com\/3fnXiLr.jpg\" width=\"390\" \/><\/a><br \/><i>This Sh%$ is all F%$#ed Up!<\/i><\/div>\n<p>So I drove to the airport to see what could be arranged at the ticket counter.<\/p>\n<p>There are no seats avilable, so we will be playing the wait list tango at BWI starting <b>very<\/b> early in the morning.<\/p>\n<p>Keep your fingers crossed for me.<\/p>\n<p>Thank you Mr. Anthropogenic Climate Change. <\/p>\n<p>With a bit of luck, we will make it by Friday some time.<\/p>\n<p>I keep expecting Chevy Chase to appear, because it does seem like one of his <i>Vacation<\/i> movies.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This Sh%$ is all F%$#ed Up! So I drove to the airport to see what could be arranged at the ticket counter. There are no seats avilable, so we will be playing the wait list tango at BWI starting very early in the morning. Keep your fingers crossed for me. Thank you Mr. Anthropogenic Climate &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1054,976,1124,1181,1185],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-186368","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-anthropogenic-climate-change","category-family","category-photographs","category-travel","category-weather"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/186368"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=186368"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/186368\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=186368"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=186368"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=186368"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}