{"id":186405,"date":"2014-01-30T19:41:00","date_gmt":"2014-01-31T00:41:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2014\/01\/30\/i-am-too-damn-old\/"},"modified":"2014-01-30T19:41:00","modified_gmt":"2014-01-31T00:41:00","slug":"i-am-too-damn-old","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2014\/01\/30\/i-am-too-damn-old\/","title":{"rendered":"I am Too Damn Old"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I am going to Seattle in 2 weeks (Happy Bat Mitzvah, Eugenia!) and I&#8217;m not even thinking about scoring some legal weed.<\/p>\n<p>Some time in the past few years, it seems that I&#8217;ve gotten even duller.<\/p>\n<p>FWIW, I understand that I chose a career that involves peeing in a bottle as a part of the interview process.<\/p>\n<p>One day, I will do the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.stuff.co.nz\/national\/3130673\/Prankster-sacked-for-urine-joke\">Apple Juice Joke<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I am going to Seattle in 2 weeks (Happy Bat Mitzvah, Eugenia!) and I&#8217;m not even thinking about scoring some legal weed. Some time in the past few years, it seems that I&#8217;ve gotten even duller. FWIW, I understand that I chose a career that involves peeing in a bottle as a part of the &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1013,976],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-186405","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-drugs","category-family"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/186405"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=186405"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/186405\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=186405"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=186405"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=186405"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}