{"id":186410,"date":"2014-01-28T20:34:00","date_gmt":"2014-01-29T01:34:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2014\/01\/28\/bovine-terrorism\/"},"modified":"2014-01-28T20:34:00","modified_gmt":"2014-01-29T01:34:00","slug":"bovine-terrorism","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2014\/01\/28\/bovine-terrorism\/","title":{"rendered":"Bovine Terrorism"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>They blew up a barn in Germany.<\/p>\n<p>The official story is that <a href=\"http:\/\/www.reuters.com\/article\/2014\/01\/27\/us-germany-cows-idUSBREA0Q1HY20140127\/\">methane buildup from cow flatulence<\/a> caused this:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><span style=\"color: blue;\">Methane gas from 90 flatulent cows exploded in a German farm shed on Monday, damaging the roof and injuring one of the animals, police said.<\/span><br \/><span style=\"color: blue;\"><br \/><\/span><span style=\"color: blue;\">\u2026\u2026\u2026<\/span><br \/><span style=\"color: blue;\"><br \/><\/span><span style=\"color: blue;\">One cow was treated for burns, a police spokesman added.<\/span><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>We know better though it&#8217;s part of the great ruminant conspiracy.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/i.imgur.com\/AlHYA7u.gif\" rel=\"lytebox\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/i.imgur.com\/AlHYA7u.gif\" width=\"500\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>They blew up a barn in Germany. The official story is that methane buildup from cow flatulence caused this: Methane gas from 90 flatulent cows exploded in a German farm shed on Monday, damaging the roof and injuring one of the animals, police said.\u2026\u2026\u2026One cow was treated for burns, a police spokesman added. We know &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1029,1054,1015],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-186410","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-agriculture","category-anthropogenic-climate-change","category-weird"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/186410"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=186410"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/186410\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=186410"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=186410"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=186410"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}