{"id":186577,"date":"2013-12-15T13:16:00","date_gmt":"2013-12-15T18:16:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2013\/12\/15\/now-i-know-where-sharon-gets-it-from\/"},"modified":"2013-12-15T13:16:00","modified_gmt":"2013-12-15T18:16:00","slug":"now-i-know-where-sharon-gets-it-from","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2013\/12\/15\/now-i-know-where-sharon-gets-it-from\/","title":{"rendered":"Now I Know Where Sharon* Gets It From&#8230;."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m at my mother-in-laws, tweaking her computer.  (Right now, I am waiting for updates to install)<\/p>\n<p>Additionally, there were some documents she could not find.<\/p>\n<p>They were on her kitchen table, and now she cannot find them.<\/p>\n<p>Well, she did find them. &nbsp;It turned out that she had put them away, in the proper folder, in the proper drawer, in her filing cabinet.<\/p>\n<p>If I had a dollar for each time that Sharon<sup>*<\/sup> did something list this, I&#8217;d be a part of the 1%.<\/p>\n<p><sup>*<\/sup><span style=\"font-size: xx-small;\">Love of my life, light of the cosmos, <span style=\"font-variant: small-caps; font-weight: bold;\">She Who Must Be Obeyed<\/span><span style=\"font-family: Times, serif;\">, my wife.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m at my mother-in-laws, tweaking her computer. (Right now, I am waiting for updates to install) Additionally, there were some documents she could not find. They were on her kitchen table, and now she cannot find them. Well, she did find them. &nbsp;It turned out that she had put them away, in the proper folder, &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[976,1100,1015],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-186577","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-family","category-funny","category-weird"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/186577"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=186577"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/186577\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=186577"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=186577"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=186577"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}