{"id":186650,"date":"2013-11-27T19:26:00","date_gmt":"2013-11-28T00:26:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2013\/11\/27\/toronto-has-officially-jumped-the-shark\/"},"modified":"2013-11-27T19:26:00","modified_gmt":"2013-11-28T00:26:00","slug":"toronto-has-officially-jumped-the-shark","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2013\/11\/27\/toronto-has-officially-jumped-the-shark\/","title":{"rendered":"Toronto Has Officially Jumped the Shark"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>You know that it&#8217;s true, because Florida, home of the hanging chad and governor Batboy, is now <a href=\"http:\/\/www.vancouversun.com\/news\/Florida+sheriff+quips+this+Toronto+after+drug+charges+filed\/9216621\/story.html\">looking down on Canada&#8217;s largest city<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><span style=\"color: blue;\">A north Florida sheriff has filed drug charges against a local mayor, saying Bradford County &#8220;isn&#8217;t Toronto.&#8221;<\/span><br \/><span style=\"color: blue;\"><br \/><\/span><span style=\"color: blue;\">Hampton Mayor Barry Layne Moore was arrested Monday afternoon in Polk County on a Bradford County warrant.<\/span><br \/><span style=\"color: blue;\"><br \/><\/span><span style=\"color: blue;\">Bradford County Sheriff Gordon Smith appeared to draw a comparison between Moore and Toronto Mayor Rob Ford, who has admitted to smoking crack cocaine while he was in a drunken stupor.<\/span><br \/><span style=\"color: blue;\"><br \/><\/span><span style=\"color: blue;\">Authorities say Moore faces charges of possessing and selling Oxycodone.<\/span><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Congratulations Toronto, you are now the butt of jokes from Floridians.<\/p>\n<p>Your fall is complete.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>You know that it&#8217;s true, because Florida, home of the hanging chad and governor Batboy, is now looking down on Canada&#8217;s largest city: A north Florida sheriff has filed drug charges against a local mayor, saying Bradford County &#8220;isn&#8217;t Toronto.&#8221;Hampton Mayor Barry Layne Moore was arrested Monday afternoon in Polk County on a Bradford County &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1013,972,978,1015],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-186650","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-drugs","category-justice","category-politics","category-weird"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/186650"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=186650"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/186650\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=186650"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=186650"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=186650"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}