{"id":186851,"date":"2013-09-16T21:10:00","date_gmt":"2013-09-17T02:10:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2013\/09\/16\/why-do-high-fashion-models-look-so-pissed-off\/"},"modified":"2013-09-16T21:10:00","modified_gmt":"2013-09-17T02:10:00","slug":"why-do-high-fashion-models-look-so-pissed-off","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2013\/09\/16\/why-do-high-fashion-models-look-so-pissed-off\/","title":{"rendered":"Why do High Fashion Models Look so Pissed Off?"},"content":{"rendered":"<div style=\"border: 1px solid black; float: right; margin: 0px 10px; padding: 5px; text-align: center; width: 250px;\"><i><a href=\"http:\/\/i.imgur.com\/26gBinC.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" bordercolor=\"white\" src=\"http:\/\/i.imgur.com\/26gBinC.jpg\" width=\"240\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/i.imgur.com\/bjHA4th.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/i.imgur.com\/bjHA4th.jpg\" width=\"240\" \/><\/a><br \/>OK, this one I get, if I had to wear that, I&#8217;d join a monastery in Tibet<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/i.imgur.com\/MnELw5w.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/i.imgur.com\/MnELw5w.jpg\" width=\"240\" \/><\/a><br \/>She looks positively murderous<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/i.imgur.com\/KrLBIPY.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/i.imgur.com\/KrLBIPY.jpg\" width=\"240\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/i.imgur.com\/rcF7MNQ.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/i.imgur.com\/rcF7MNQ.jpg\" width=\"240\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/i.imgur.com\/i78s4BN.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/i.imgur.com\/i78s4BN.jpg\" width=\"240\" \/><\/a><br \/> In the final analysis, who pissed in their Cheerios?<\/i><\/div>\n<p>OK, so I am looking up a <i>Guardian<\/i> essay, and there&#8217;s a link to a <a href=\"http:\/\/www.theguardian.com\/fashion\/2013\/sep\/16\/london-fashion-week-spring-summer-2014-live-blog-day-four\">London fashion show<\/a>, and I pop it open in a new tab, because the picture above the link shows a very skinny woman looking <b>unbelievably<\/b> miserable, and because, well, the internet.<\/p>\n<p>I peruse the pictures, and they <b>all<\/b> look like their favorite grandfather just died.<\/p>\n<p>Is there some sort of rule that fashion models have to be miserable?<\/p>\n<p>Because, to me, at least, miserable women are not attractive, and neither are their clothes.&nbsp; (To be fair, there is some sh%$ on the runway that the Goddess Aphrodite could not save).<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>OK, this one I get, if I had to wear that, I&#8217;d join a monastery in Tibet She looks positively murderous In the final analysis, who pissed in their Cheerios? OK, so I am looking up a Guardian essay, and there&#8217;s a link to a London fashion show, and I pop it open in a &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1148,1124],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-186851","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-fashion","category-photographs"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/186851"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=186851"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/186851\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=186851"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=186851"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=186851"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}