{"id":186993,"date":"2013-07-28T22:26:00","date_gmt":"2013-07-29T03:26:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2013\/07\/28\/the-joys-of-children-are-without-number\/"},"modified":"2013-07-28T22:26:00","modified_gmt":"2013-07-29T03:26:00","slug":"the-joys-of-children-are-without-number","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2013\/07\/28\/the-joys-of-children-are-without-number\/","title":{"rendered":"The Joys of Children are Without Number"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>We took Natalie to &#160;<a href=\"http:\/\/www.tizmoretshoshana.org\/\">Camp Tizmoret Shoshana<\/a>, a Jewish performing arts camp.<\/p>\n<p>It is at Capitol Camp, about 50 miles from home.<\/p>\n<p>So, we packed up in the morning, and drove her to camp.<\/p>\n<p>100+ miles round trip, and then Sharon and Charlie had to get ready for their performances at Open Space Arts this afternoon.<\/p>\n<p>Only Natalie forgot a few things: her music theory notebook, Portman (her marionette), and her towels.<\/p>\n<p>Then, after the play, we get a text that she had also forgotten her <b>asthma inhaler<\/b>.<\/p>\n<p>So, instead of getting her stuff to her tomorrow, we had to go back tonight.<\/p>\n<p>So, back we went, another 2 hour round trip.<\/p>\n<p>At one point, we drove through a thunderstorm that felt like the apocalypse.<\/p>\n<p>We had zero visibility, and the almost constant lightning had the wipers strobing across the windshield.<\/p>\n<p>We are now headed back home (Sharon is driving), <b>finally<\/b>.<\/p>\n<p>I swear, Natalie would forget her own head if it weren&#8217;t attached.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>We took Natalie to &#160;Camp Tizmoret Shoshana, a Jewish performing arts camp. It is at Capitol Camp, about 50 miles from home. So, we packed up in the morning, and drove her to camp. 100+ miles round trip, and then Sharon and Charlie had to get ready for their performances at Open Space Arts this &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[976,982,995],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-186993","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-family","category-stupid","category-theater"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/186993"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=186993"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/186993\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=186993"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=186993"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=186993"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}