{"id":187149,"date":"2013-06-03T21:21:00","date_gmt":"2013-06-04T02:21:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2013\/06\/03\/elvis-impersonator-has-left-the-building\/"},"modified":"2013-06-03T21:21:00","modified_gmt":"2013-06-04T02:21:00","slug":"elvis-impersonator-has-left-the-building","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2013\/06\/03\/elvis-impersonator-has-left-the-building\/","title":{"rendered":"Elvis (Impersonator) Has Left the Building"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s now official. Paul Kevin Curtis, the Elvis impersonator originally accused of being the Mississippi ricin mailer, has been exonerated, and  <a href=\"http:\/\/talkingpointsmemo.com\/news\/mississippi-man-indicted-in-poisoned-letters-case.php?ref=fpb\">Wayne Newton impersonator James Everett Dutschke has been indicted<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><span style=\"color: blue;\">A federal grand jury has indicted a Mississippi man suspected of sending poison-laced letters to President Barack Obama and other officials, according to an indictment made public Monday.<\/p>\n<p>The 5-count indictment charges 41-year-old James Everett Dutschke (pronounced DUHS\u2019-kee) with developing, producing and stockpiling the poison ricin, threatening the president and others and attempting to impede the investigation.<\/p>\n<p>\u2026\u2026\u2026<\/p>\n<p><b><span style=\"font-variant: small-caps;\">George Lucas<\/span><\/b>, an attorney for Dutschke, said he had not yet seen the indictment and had no immediate comment.<\/p>\n<p>Dutschke is the second person to face charges in the case.<\/p>\n<p>Paul Kevin Curtis, a 45-year-old Elvis impersonator, was arrested on April 17, but the charges were dropped six days later.<\/span><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>So yes, the Wayne Newton impersonator attempted to frame the Elvis impersonator, and he got caught, and now his lawyer, <b><span style=\"font-variant: small-caps;\">George F%$#ing Lucas<\/span><\/b> is waiting for the details.<\/p>\n<p>This is beyond the wildest dreams of the writers for <i>The Daily Show<\/i> or <i>The Onion<\/i>.<\/p>\n<p>Background <a href=\"http:\/\/40yrs.blogspot.com\/search?q=impersonator+elvis&amp;max-results=20&amp;by-date=true\">here<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s now official. Paul Kevin Curtis, the Elvis impersonator originally accused of being the Mississippi ricin mailer, has been exonerated, and Wayne Newton impersonator James Everett Dutschke has been indicted: A federal grand jury has indicted a Mississippi man suspected of sending poison-laced letters to President Barack Obama and other officials, according to an indictment &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[962,1052,1065,1104,1015],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-187149","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-40yrs","category-crimes","category-entertainment","category-psychology","category-weird"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/187149"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=187149"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/187149\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=187149"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=187149"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=187149"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}