{"id":187150,"date":"2013-06-03T19:46:00","date_gmt":"2013-06-04T00:46:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2013\/06\/03\/4th-fing-shirt-this-fing-years\/"},"modified":"2013-06-03T19:46:00","modified_gmt":"2013-06-04T00:46:00","slug":"4th-fing-shirt-this-fing-years","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2013\/06\/03\/4th-fing-shirt-this-fing-years\/","title":{"rendered":"4th F%$#ing Shirt This F%$#ing Years"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Yes, I put a pen in my pocket without putting the cap on, and ruined yet <b>another shirt<\/b>.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m thinking that I may have to start wearing a pocket protector, which would make my transition to<b><span style=\"font-variant: small-caps;\"> poster child for sex without partners<\/span><\/b> complete.<\/p>\n<p>Damn!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Yes, I put a pen in my pocket without putting the cap on, and ruined yet another shirt. I&#8217;m thinking that I may have to start wearing a pocket protector, which would make my transition to poster child for sex without partners complete. Damn!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[962,1158,975],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-187150","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-40yrs","category-aggravation","category-employment"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/187150"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=187150"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/187150\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=187150"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=187150"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=187150"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}