{"id":187159,"date":"2013-05-31T21:17:00","date_gmt":"2013-06-01T02:17:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2013\/05\/31\/the-horror-4\/"},"modified":"2013-05-31T21:17:00","modified_gmt":"2013-06-01T02:17:00","slug":"the-horror-4","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2013\/05\/31\/the-horror-4\/","title":{"rendered":"The horror"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>My daughter had a birthday party top go to, and she needed a card, a mask (costume party), and a present (&#8220;Bazinga&#8221; apparel).<\/p>\n<p>So I had to go shopping with (ominous music) a 15 year old girl.<\/p>\n<p>Tekeli Li!!!!!!!!<\/p>\n<p>Posted via mobile.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My daughter had a birthday party top go to, and she needed a card, a mask (costume party), and a present (&#8220;Bazinga&#8221; apparel). So I had to go shopping with (ominous music) a 15 year old girl. Tekeli Li!!!!!!!! Posted via mobile.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[976],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-187159","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-family"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/187159"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=187159"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/187159\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=187159"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=187159"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=187159"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}