{"id":187208,"date":"2013-05-14T19:42:00","date_gmt":"2013-05-15T00:42:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2013\/05\/14\/not-enough-bullets-64\/"},"modified":"2013-05-14T19:42:00","modified_gmt":"2013-05-15T00:42:00","slug":"not-enough-bullets-64","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2013\/05\/14\/not-enough-bullets-64\/","title":{"rendered":"Not Enough Bullets\u2026\u2026\u2026"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It turns out that there is a scam going on at Disney World, wealthy mothers are <a href=\"http:\/\/www.nypost.com\/p\/news\/local\/manhattan\/disney_world_srich_kid_outrage_zTBA0xrvZRkIVc1zItXGDP\">hiring handicapped people to masquerade as family members to allow their kids to cut in line<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><span style=\"color: blue;\">They are 1 percenters who are 100 percent despicable.<\/span><br \/><span style=\"color: blue;\"><br \/><\/span><span style=\"color: blue;\">Some wealthy Manhattan moms have figured out a way to cut the long lines at Disney World \u2014 by hiring disabled people to pose as family members so they and their kids can jump to the front, The Post has learned.<\/span><br \/><span style=\"color: blue;\"><br \/><\/span><span style=\"color: blue;\">The \u201cblack-market Disney guides\u201d run $130 an hour, or $1,040 for an eight-hour day.<\/span><br \/><span style=\"color: blue;\"><br \/><\/span><span style=\"color: blue;\">\u201cMy daughter waited one minute to get on \u2018It\u2019s a Small World\u2019 \u2014 the other kids had to wait 2 1\/2 hours,\u201d crowed one mom, who hired a disabled guide through Dream Tours Florida.<\/span><br \/><span style=\"color: blue;\"><br \/><\/span><span style=\"color: blue;\">\u201cYou can\u2019t go to Disney without a tour concierge,\u2019\u2019 she sniffed. \u201cThis is how the 1 percent does Disney.\u201d<\/span><br \/><span style=\"color: blue;\"><br \/><\/span><span style=\"color: blue;\">The woman said she hired a Dream Tours guide to escort her, her husband and their 1-year-old son and 5-year-old daughter through the park in a motorized scooter with a \u201chandicapped\u201d sign on it. The group was sent straight to an auxiliary entrance at the front of each attraction.<\/span><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>I wonder if moral turpitude is a reason to call in child protective services, because these kids are going to grow up to completely f%$#ed up sociopaths if they stay with those parents.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It turns out that there is a scam going on at Disney World, wealthy mothers are hiring handicapped people to masquerade as family members to allow their kids to cut in line: They are 1 percenters who are 100 percent despicable.Some wealthy Manhattan moms have figured out a way to cut the long lines at &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1065,969],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-187208","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-entertainment","category-evil"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/187208"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=187208"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/187208\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=187208"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=187208"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=187208"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}