{"id":187271,"date":"2013-04-24T18:03:00","date_gmt":"2013-04-24T23:03:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2013\/04\/24\/like-cthulhu-with-fur\/"},"modified":"2013-04-24T18:03:00","modified_gmt":"2013-04-24T23:03:00","slug":"like-cthulhu-with-fur","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2013\/04\/24\/like-cthulhu-with-fur\/","title":{"rendered":"Like Cthulhu With Fur"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/i.imgur.com\/GW2zmnv.jpg\" style=\"cursor: pointer; float: right; margin: 0px 0px 10px 10px;\" width=\"300\" \/>OK, you remember the kitten, right? <\/p>\n<p>He&#8217;s <b>soooooooooo kawuuuuuutttteeee!!!<\/b><\/p>\n<p>Well a couple of days after we got him, he chewed through the micro-usb cable my daughter uses to charge her phone. <\/p>\n<p>Well, today, it was <b>her ear phones<\/b>. <\/p>\n<p>Somehow I do not think that the warranty applies. <\/p>\n<p>Maybe I should name him <b><span style=\"font-size: 16px; line-height: normal;\">Nyarlathotep<\/span><\/b>.<\/p>\n<p>Unspeakably evil, but he can appear attractive when it suits him.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>OK, you remember the kitten, right? He&#8217;s soooooooooo kawuuuuuutttteeee!!! Well a couple of days after we got him, he chewed through the micro-usb cable my daughter uses to charge her phone. Well, today, it was her ear phones. Somehow I do not think that the warranty applies. Maybe I should name him Nyarlathotep. Unspeakably evil, &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[969,976,1132],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-187271","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-evil","category-family","category-pets"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/187271"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=187271"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/187271\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=187271"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=187271"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=187271"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}