{"id":187346,"date":"2013-03-31T21:56:00","date_gmt":"2013-04-01T02:56:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2013\/03\/31\/horny-man-says-that-he-wont-cum-in-your-mouth\/"},"modified":"2013-03-31T21:56:00","modified_gmt":"2013-04-01T02:56:00","slug":"horny-man-says-that-he-wont-cum-in-your-mouth","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2013\/03\/31\/horny-man-says-that-he-wont-cum-in-your-mouth\/","title":{"rendered":"Horny Man Says That He Won&#8217;t Cum In Your Mouth"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>My bad, it&#8217;s actually a <a href=\"http:\/\/uk.reuters.com\/article\/2013\/03\/30\/uk-eurozone-schaeuble-idUKBRE92T02F20130330\">German banker saying that Euro Zone deposits are safe<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><span style=\"color: blue;\">German Finance Minister Wolfgang Schaeuble has said savings accounts in the euro zone are safe, adding that Cyprus is a &#8220;special case&#8221; and not a template for future rescues.<\/span><br \/><span style=\"color: blue;\"><br \/><\/span> <span style=\"color: blue;\">In an interview with Bild newspaper published on Saturday, Schaeuble distanced himself from comments on Monday by Eurogroup chairman Jeroen Dijsselbloem, who said the rescue programme agreed for Cyprus &#8211; the first to impose a levy on bank deposits &#8211; would serve as a model for future crises.<\/span><br \/><span style=\"color: blue;\"><br \/><\/span> <span style=\"color: blue;\">&#8220;Cyprus is and will remain a special one-off case,&#8221; Schaeuble said.<\/span><br \/><span style=\"color: blue;\"><br \/><\/span> <span style=\"color: blue;\">&#8220;The savings accounts in Europe are safe.&#8221;<\/span><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>If you believe a German Finance minister right now, I have a bridge in Brooklyn that I want to sell you.<\/p>\n<p>Just a &#8220;special case.&#8221;&nbsp; Yeah\u2026Sure.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My bad, it&#8217;s actually a German banker saying that Euro Zone deposits are safe: German Finance Minister Wolfgang Schaeuble has said savings accounts in the euro zone are safe, adding that Cyprus is a &#8220;special case&#8221; and not a template for future rescues. In an interview with Bild newspaper published on Saturday, Schaeuble distanced himself &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[984,969,1004,985,979],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-187346","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-europe","category-evil","category-finance","category-regulation","category-wanker"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/187346"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=187346"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/187346\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=187346"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=187346"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=187346"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}