{"id":187360,"date":"2013-03-28T19:07:00","date_gmt":"2013-03-29T00:07:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2013\/03\/28\/i-dope-slapped-him-then-i-high-fived-him\/"},"modified":"2013-03-28T19:07:00","modified_gmt":"2013-03-29T00:07:00","slug":"i-dope-slapped-him-then-i-high-fived-him","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2013\/03\/28\/i-dope-slapped-him-then-i-high-fived-him\/","title":{"rendered":"I Dope Slapped Him, Then I High Fived Him"},"content":{"rendered":"<div style=\"border: 1px solid black; float: right; margin: 0px 10px; padding: 5px; text-align: center; width: 400px;\"><object height=\"293\" width=\"390\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/5xEQjR4VPfE?hl=en_US&amp;version=3&amp;rel=0\"><\/param><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\"><\/param><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\"><\/param><embed src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/5xEQjR4VPfE?hl=en_US&amp;version=3&amp;rel=0\" type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" width=\"390\" height=\"293\" allowscriptaccess=\"always\" allowfullscreen=\"true\"><\/embed><\/object><br \/><i>Just watch, you&#8217;ll understand<\/i><\/div>\n<p>Charlie told me that he had uploaded a video of him doing the &#8220;The Knife Song&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>You know the one, where you take a knife, and stab it between your spread fingers at high speed.<\/p>\n<p>He told me about this, and I told him that he was <b>so<\/b> grounded. <\/p>\n<p>Well, he wasn&#8217;t grounded, but I was unimpressed that he pranked me.<\/p>\n<p>I did not know whether to dope slap him or high five hin, so I did both.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Just watch, you&#8217;ll understand Charlie told me that he had uploaded a video of him doing the &#8220;The Knife Song&#8221;. You know the one, where you take a knife, and stab it between your spread fingers at high speed. He told me about this, and I told him that he was so grounded. Well, he &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[976,1027],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-187360","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-family","category-video"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/187360"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=187360"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/187360\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=187360"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=187360"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=187360"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}