{"id":187443,"date":"2011-06-27T18:09:00","date_gmt":"2011-06-27T23:09:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2011\/06\/27\/"},"modified":"2011-06-27T18:09:00","modified_gmt":"2011-06-27T23:09:00","slug":"187443","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2011\/06\/27\/187443\/","title":{"rendered":"<facepalm>"},"content":{"rendered":"<div style=\"border: 1px solid black; float: right; margin: 0px 10px; padding: 5px; text-align: center; width: 400px;\"><object classid=\"clsid:D27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000\" codebase=\"http:\/\/fpdownload.macromedia.com\/get\/flashplayer\/current\/swflash.cab\" height=\"330\" width=\"390\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http:\/\/embed.crooksandliars.com\/v\/MjEwMTktNDc1NTQ?color=C93033\" \/><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\"><\/param><param name=\"quality\" value=\"high\" \/><param name=\"wmode\" value=\"transparent\" \/><param name=\"allowScriptAccess\" value=\"always\" \/><embed src=\"http:\/\/embed.crooksandliars.com\/v\/MjEwMTktNDc1NTQ?color=C93033\" quality=\"high\" wmode=\"transparent\" width=\"390\" height=\"330\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" name=\"clembedMjEwMTktNDc1NTQ\" align=\"middle\" quality=\"high\" allowScriptAccess=\"always\" type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" pluginspage=\"http:\/\/www.adobe.com\/go\/getflashplayer\"><\/embed><\/object><br \/><span style=\"font-style: italic;\">Un-Dirtyword Believable!<\/span><\/div>\n<p>So, Michelle Bachmann, everyone&#8217;s favorite dose of batsh%$ insane, went to her home town of Waterloo Iowa, and invoked fellow Waterloo resident, John Wayne.<\/p>\n<blockquote style=\"color: blue;\"><p>Well what I want them to know is just like, John Wayne was from Waterloo, Iowa. That&#8217;s the kind of spirit that I have, too.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>The problem is that the John Wayne that we all know from his film oeuvre, Marion Robert Morrison, was born in Winterset, Iowa, hours away from Waterloo.<\/p>\n<p>The only famous John Wayne from Waterloo, was John Wayne <b><span style=\"font-variant: small-caps;\">Gacy<\/span><\/b>, who began his history of abuse and violence in Waterloo before moving to Chicago and expanding to mass murder.<\/p>\n<p>There is a part of me that is beginning to think that Bachmann does things like this because she so loves to play the victimhood card.<\/p>\n<p>Say something mind-bogglingly stupid or deranged, and when people notice, complain that the media is out to get you, and your supporters get even more riled up.<\/p>\n<p>Of course, Occam&#8217;s razor would indicate that it&#8217;s just stupidity and lunacy,<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Un-Dirtyword Believable! So, Michelle Bachmann, everyone&#8217;s favorite dose of batsh%$ insane, went to her home town of Waterloo Iowa, and invoked fellow Waterloo resident, John Wayne. Well what I want them to know is just like, John Wayne was from Waterloo, Iowa. That&#8217;s the kind of spirit that I have, too. The problem is that &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[978,977,982,1027],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-187443","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-politics","category-presidential-campaign","category-stupid","category-video"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/187443"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=187443"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/187443\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=187443"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=187443"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=187443"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}