{"id":187491,"date":"2011-06-14T18:24:00","date_gmt":"2011-06-14T23:24:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2011\/06\/14\/god-bless-the-onion-11\/"},"modified":"2011-06-14T18:24:00","modified_gmt":"2011-06-14T23:24:00","slug":"god-bless-the-onion-11","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2011\/06\/14\/god-bless-the-onion-11\/","title":{"rendered":"God Bless The Onion"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/img718.imageshack.us\/img718\/7280\/usflagrecalledtimeliner.jpg\" style=\"cursor: pointer; float: right; margin: 0px 0px 10px 10px;\" width=\"390\" \/><a href=\"http:\/\/www.theonion.com\/articles\/us-flag-recalled-after-causing-143-million-deaths,17248\/\">U.S. Flag Recalled After Causing 143 Million Deaths<\/a><\/p>\n<p>and<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.theonion.com\/articles\/ritalin-cures-next-picasso,4087\/\">Ritalin Cures Next Picasso<\/a><\/p>\n<p>The same thing that makes <i>The Onion<\/i> so amusing also makes it infuriating.&nbsp; It&#8217;s too close to the truth.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>U.S. Flag Recalled After Causing 143 Million Deaths and Ritalin Cures Next Picasso The same thing that makes The Onion so amusing also makes it infuriating.&nbsp; It&#8217;s too close to the truth.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1100,1002],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-187491","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-funny","category-good-writing"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/187491"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=187491"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/187491\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=187491"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=187491"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=187491"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}