{"id":187547,"date":"2011-05-23T19:55:00","date_gmt":"2011-05-24T00:55:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2011\/05\/23\/the-pod-people-have-replaced-natalie-with-a-doppelganger\/"},"modified":"2011-05-23T19:55:00","modified_gmt":"2011-05-24T00:55:00","slug":"the-pod-people-have-replaced-natalie-with-a-doppelganger","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2011\/05\/23\/the-pod-people-have-replaced-natalie-with-a-doppelganger\/","title":{"rendered":"The Pod People Have Replaced Natalie with a Doppelg\u00e4nger"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/img846.imageshack.us\/img846\/7118\/sanyoinnuendoqwertysoci.jpg\" style=\"float: right; margin: 0px 0px 10px 10px;\" width=\"200\" \/>I love my daughter, but she could lose a bright orange bowling ball on a golf green.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s just the way she is.<\/p>\n<p>Well, it&#8217;s not been a good week for my children in the losing things arena.<\/p>\n<p>She lost her beloved cell phone (really, she loves it), and Charlie lost his eyeglasses , and so we have been turning the house upside down for the past week trying to find them.<\/p>\n<p>We set up an appointment with Charlie&#8217;s Ophthalmologist to get a new pair of glasses, and I was about to start looking on eBay to find the oft-threatened crappy cheap replacement phone.<\/p>\n<p>And then, tonight, in the space of 90 seconds, she found both of them.<\/p>\n<p>Either the pod people have replaced her with a simulacrum, or there was a meteor strike nearby that released some heretofore unknown type of radiation, and she has developed mutant powers.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I love my daughter, but she could lose a bright orange bowling ball on a golf green. It&#8217;s just the way she is. Well, it&#8217;s not been a good week for my children in the losing things arena. She lost her beloved cell phone (really, she loves it), and Charlie lost his eyeglasses , and &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[976,1015],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-187547","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-family","category-weird"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/187547"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=187547"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/187547\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=187547"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=187547"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=187547"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}