{"id":187637,"date":"2011-04-18T18:16:00","date_gmt":"2011-04-18T23:16:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2011\/04\/18\/biblical-plagues-we-haz-them\/"},"modified":"2011-04-18T18:16:00","modified_gmt":"2011-04-18T23:16:00","slug":"biblical-plagues-we-haz-them","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2011\/04\/18\/biblical-plagues-we-haz-them\/","title":{"rendered":"Biblical Plagues, We Haz Them!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So, Passover starts tonight, and so there is a lot of preparation.<\/p>\n<p>Our house is supposed to be Chometz<sup>*<\/sup> free, so think of Spring cleaning run by a Jewish woman on the edge of madness.<\/p>\n<p>Well, we get back from an SCA event on Saturday night, ready to start cleaning, and the power was out, and <b>remained out for the next 18 hours<\/b>.<\/p>\n<p>But, as the saying goes, wait, there&#8217;s more.<\/p>\n<p>Marilyn, my mother-in-law, was coming to visit us, and took the bus down the New York City area, only the ticketing agent pointed her to the bus that was <b>headed to Boston<\/b>.<sup>\u2020<\/sup><\/p>\n<p>So, instead of arriving at 5pm on Sunday, she arrived at 6am <b>today<\/b>.<\/p>\n<p>You know, I&#8217;m not a superstitious person,<sup>\u2021<\/sup> but I am expecting problems with blood, frogs, and cattle disease at our Seder tonight.<\/p>\n<p>Light posting the next few days, because of the holidays.<\/p>\n<p><sup>*<\/sup><span style=\"font-size: xx-small;\">Leavened bread, and related products, which include things like beans if you are a Jew of Eastern European extraction.<\/span> <br \/><sup>\u2020<\/sup><span style=\"font-size: xx-small;\"><b>Major<\/b> props to my brother Daniel, who lives about 40 minutes outside of Boston, who picked up Marilyn and took her to dinner before taking her back to the bus station.<\/span> <br \/><sup>\u2021<\/sup><span style=\"font-size: xx-small;\">Which I guess is a mealy mouthed way of saying that I <b>am<\/b> a superstitious person under these circumstances.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So, Passover starts tonight, and so there is a lot of preparation. Our house is supposed to be Chometz* free, so think of Spring cleaning run by a Jewish woman on the edge of madness. Well, we get back from an SCA event on Saturday night, ready to start cleaning, and the power was out, &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[976,1118,1021],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-187637","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-family","category-meta","category-religion"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/187637"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=187637"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/187637\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=187637"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=187637"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=187637"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}