{"id":187649,"date":"2011-04-13T20:03:00","date_gmt":"2011-04-14T01:03:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2011\/04\/13\/well-at-least-its-not-jesus-or-the-virgin-mary\/"},"modified":"2011-04-13T20:03:00","modified_gmt":"2011-04-14T01:03:00","slug":"well-at-least-its-not-jesus-or-the-virgin-mary","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2011\/04\/13\/well-at-least-its-not-jesus-or-the-virgin-mary\/","title":{"rendered":"Well, At Least It&#8217;s Not Jesus or the Virgin Mary"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/img12.imageshack.us\/img12\/5482\/parsnip1.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/img12.imageshack.us\/img12\/5482\/parsnip1.jpg\" width=\"500\" \/><\/a><br \/>So Sharon<sup>*<\/sup> went shopping, and picked up a parsnip.<\/p>\n<p>Or maybe it&#8217;s two, I&#8217;m not sure.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s weird, and I think it looks like a contortionist with wide child bearing hips.<\/p>\n<p>In any case, consider this a vegetable Rorschach, and leave your comments below. <\/p>\n<p>Click the image for the full size.<\/p>\n<p><sup>*<\/sup><span style=\"font-size: xx-small;\">Love of my life, light of the cosmos, <\/span><span style=\"font-size: xx-small; font-variant: small-caps; font-weight: bold;\">she who must be obeyed<\/span><span style=\"font-size: xx-small;\">, my wife.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So Sharon* went shopping, and picked up a parsnip. Or maybe it&#8217;s two, I&#8217;m not sure. It&#8217;s weird, and I think it looks like a contortionist with wide child bearing hips. In any case, consider this a vegetable Rorschach, and leave your comments below. Click the image for the full size. *Love of my life, &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[976,1012,1124,1015],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-187649","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-family","category-food","category-photographs","category-weird"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/187649"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=187649"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/187649\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=187649"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=187649"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=187649"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}