{"id":187705,"date":"2011-03-29T18:07:00","date_gmt":"2011-03-29T23:07:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2011\/03\/29\/we-are-unbelievably-screwed-8\/"},"modified":"2011-03-29T18:07:00","modified_gmt":"2011-03-29T23:07:00","slug":"we-are-unbelievably-screwed-8","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2011\/03\/29\/we-are-unbelievably-screwed-8\/","title":{"rendered":"We Are Unbelievably Screwed"},"content":{"rendered":"<div style=\"border: 1px solid black; float: right; margin: 0px 10px; padding: 5px; text-align: center; width: 400px;\"><object height=\"323\" width=\"390\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/fJuNgBkloFE?fs=1&amp;hl=en_US\"><\/param><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\"><\/param><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\"><\/param><embed src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/fJuNgBkloFE?fs=1&amp;hl=en_US\" type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" allowscriptaccess=\"always\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" width=\"390\" height=\"323\"><\/embed><\/object><span style=\"font-style: italic;\">Doomed!<\/span><\/div>\n<p>I&#8217;m beginning to think that the infamous Miss Teen South Carolina might actually have been the smart one in our country.<\/p>\n<p>Un-dirtyword-believable.<\/p>\n<p>H\/t Old Jack at the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.shortskoolbus.com\/\">Shortskoolbus BBS<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Doomed! I&#8217;m beginning to think that the infamous Miss Teen South Carolina might actually have been the smart one in our country. Un-dirtyword-believable. H\/t Old Jack at the Shortskoolbus BBS.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[982,1164,1027,1015],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-187705","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stupid","category-teotwawki","category-video","category-weird"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/187705"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=187705"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/187705\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=187705"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=187705"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=187705"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}