{"id":187778,"date":"2011-03-07T18:50:00","date_gmt":"2011-03-07T23:50:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2011\/03\/07\/why-yes-fing-your-best-friends-wife-and-then-paying-them-hush-money-is-bad-for-reelection\/"},"modified":"2011-03-07T18:50:00","modified_gmt":"2011-03-07T23:50:00","slug":"why-yes-fing-your-best-friends-wife-and-then-paying-them-hush-money-is-bad-for-reelection","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2011\/03\/07\/why-yes-fing-your-best-friends-wife-and-then-paying-them-hush-money-is-bad-for-reelection\/","title":{"rendered":"Why Yes, F%$#ing Your Best Friend&#8217;s Wife, and then Paying Them Hush Money is Bad for Reelection"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This is why <a href=\"http:\/\/www.latimes.com\/news\/politics\/la-pn-ensign-retire-20110308,0,2651430.story\">John Ensign announced today that he will not run for reelection<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>The pity here is that Barack &#8220;The Audacity of Nope&#8221; Obama, and Eric &#8220;Place&#8221; Holder have decided not to further investigate the matter, though it is refreshing that the Senate Ethics Committee has hired a special counsel to look into this.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This is why John Ensign announced today that he will not run for reelection. The pity here is that Barack &#8220;The Audacity of Nope&#8221; Obama, and Eric &#8220;Place&#8221; Holder have decided not to further investigate the matter, though it is refreshing that the Senate Ethics Committee has hired a special counsel to look into this.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[998,970,1000,1051,1075,979],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-187778","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-congress","category-corruption","category-elections","category-hypocrisy","category-sex","category-wanker"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/187778"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=187778"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/187778\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=187778"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=187778"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=187778"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}