{"id":187862,"date":"2011-02-14T19:13:00","date_gmt":"2011-02-15T00:13:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2011\/02\/14\/god-bless-the-onion-14\/"},"modified":"2011-02-14T19:13:00","modified_gmt":"2011-02-15T00:13:00","slug":"god-bless-the-onion-14","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2011\/02\/14\/god-bless-the-onion-14\/","title":{"rendered":"God Bless The Onion"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Don&#8217;t be drinking anything when you read the rest of This: <\/p>\n<blockquote style=\"color: blue;\"><p><span style=\"font-size: large;\"><b><a href=\"http:\/\/www.theonion.com\/articles\/us-authorities-cant-really-fault-alqaeda-for-deadl,19105\">U.S. Authorities Can&#8217;t Really Fault Al-Qaeda For Deadly Bombing Of Carnival Cruise Ship<\/a><\/b><\/span><br \/><b>&#8216;Those Things Represent Everything That&#8217;s Wrong With America,&#8217; Officials Say<\/b><\/p>\n<p>February 9, 2011 | ISSUE 47\u202206<\/p>\n<p>WASHINGTON\u2014Following Monday&#8217;s deadly terrorist attack on a Carnival Cruise Line ship, U.S. officials have had difficulty issuing a stern condemnation of the incident, saying that while any act of terrorism is inexcusable, they couldn&#8217;t completely blame al-Qaeda for wanting to blow up what is essentially a giant, floating symbol of everything that is truly god-awful about America.<\/p>\n<p>\u2026\u2026\u2026<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>OMFSM, this is funny!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Don&#8217;t be drinking anything when you read the rest of This: U.S. Authorities Can&#8217;t Really Fault Al-Qaeda For Deadly Bombing Of Carnival Cruise Ship&#8216;Those Things Represent Everything That&#8217;s Wrong With America,&#8217; Officials Say February 9, 2011 | ISSUE 47\u202206 WASHINGTON\u2014Following Monday&#8217;s deadly terrorist attack on a Carnival Cruise Line ship, U.S. officials have had difficulty &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1092,1002,1048,1076],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-187862","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-culture","category-good-writing","category-humor","category-terrorism"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/187862"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=187862"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/187862\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=187862"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=187862"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=187862"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}