{"id":187865,"date":"2011-02-11T22:33:00","date_gmt":"2011-02-12T03:33:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2011\/02\/11\/if-i-were-single-i-would-so-avail-myself-of-this\/"},"modified":"2011-02-11T22:33:00","modified_gmt":"2011-02-12T03:33:00","slug":"if-i-were-single-i-would-so-avail-myself-of-this","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2011\/02\/11\/if-i-were-single-i-would-so-avail-myself-of-this\/","title":{"rendered":"If I Were Single, I Would So Avail Myself of this"},"content":{"rendered":"<div style=\"border: 1px solid black; float: right; margin: 0px 10px; padding: 5px; text-align: center; width: 400px;\"><object class height=\"246\" width=\"384\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http:\/\/player.ordienetworks.com\/flash\/fodplayer.swf\"><param name=\"flashvars\" value=\"key=57cd8635ef\"><param name=\"allowfullscreen\" value=\"true\"><embed flashvars=\"key=57cd8635ef\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" quality=\"high\" src=\"http:\/\/player.ordienetworks.com\/flash\/fodplayer.swf\" type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" height=\"246\" width=\"384\"><\/object><a href=\"http:\/\/www.funnyordie.com\/videos\/57cd8635ef\/asshole-for-hire\" title=\"from James Van Der Beek, FOD Team, Antonio Scarlata, Chad Carter, Justin Donaldson, and kirsten barrie\">Asshole For Hire<\/a> from <a href=\"http:\/\/www.funnyordie.com\/james_van_der_beek\">James Van Der Beek<\/a><\/div>\n<p>Heh.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Asshole For Hire from James Van Der Beek Heh.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1100,1075,1058,1027],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-187865","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-funny","category-sex","category-sociology","category-video"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/187865"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=187865"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/187865\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=187865"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=187865"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=187865"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}