Otherwise, she would have bludgeoned me to death with my own left arm years ago.<\/p>\n
Case in point: I was going to bed last night, and my wife smelled something on my breath, and asked, “What were you just eating?”<\/p>\n
I replied, “Dulche De Leche Girl Scout cookies \u2026\u2026\u2026 but you know something? I don’t think that they taste like they are made with real Girl Scouts.”<\/p>\n
She glanced up, and asked, “Have you ever eaten a girl scout?”\u2020<\/sup><\/p>\n My response was, “I’ve earned my share of Brownie points.<\/span><\/b>“<\/p>\n If I had married a sane woman, I would be dead now, and no jury in the world would convict her.<\/p>\n *<\/sup>Love of my life, light of the cosmos, she who must be obeyed<\/span>, my wife.<\/span> Otherwise, she would have bludgeoned me to death with my own left arm years ago. Case in point: I was going to bed last night, and my wife smelled something on my breath, and asked, “What were you just eating?” I replied, “Dulche De Leche Girl Scout cookies \u2026\u2026\u2026 but you know something? I don’t …<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[962,976,1012,1100,1075],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-187936","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-40yrs","category-family","category-food","category-funny","category-sex"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/187936"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=187936"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/187936\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=187936"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=187936"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=187936"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
\u2020<\/sup>Bless her soul, but double entendres were never her long or her strong suit.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"