{"id":188045,"date":"2010-12-23T12:08:00","date_gmt":"2010-12-23T17:08:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2010\/12\/23\/waiting-to-pee-in-a-cup\/"},"modified":"2010-12-23T12:08:00","modified_gmt":"2010-12-23T17:08:00","slug":"waiting-to-pee-in-a-cup","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2010\/12\/23\/waiting-to-pee-in-a-cup\/","title":{"rendered":"Waiting to Pee In a Cup"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Well, I have managed to find a contract closer to home, so starting in January I will be working about 18 miles from home in Westminster, MD, where I will be working on autonomous robotic vehicles.<\/p>\n<p>What it means at this moment is that over lunch, I am sitting in a waiting room in Reston, VA waiting to be called back for a drug screen.<\/p>\n<p>Yes, fill this cup, we need to evaluate the worthiness of your bodily fluids.  Now <b>THERE<\/b> is an experce that positively reeks of our society&#8217;s tremendous respect for human dignity.<\/p>\n<p>In any case, it means that I can be home with my family every night, so it is worth it.<\/p>\n<p>It likely means less bloggy goodness from me, but my reader(s) will learn to deal.<\/p>\n<p>Posted via mobile.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Well, I have managed to find a contract closer to home, so starting in January I will be working about 18 miles from home in Westminster, MD, where I will be working on autonomous robotic vehicles. What it means at this moment is that over lunch, I am sitting in a waiting room in Reston, &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1013,975,976],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-188045","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-drugs","category-employment","category-family"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/188045"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=188045"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/188045\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=188045"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=188045"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=188045"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}