{"id":188232,"date":"2010-11-05T22:10:00","date_gmt":"2010-11-06T03:10:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2010\/11\/05\/this-is-a-metaphor-for-halloween\/"},"modified":"2010-11-05T22:10:00","modified_gmt":"2010-11-06T03:10:00","slug":"this-is-a-metaphor-for-halloween","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2010\/11\/05\/this-is-a-metaphor-for-halloween\/","title":{"rendered":"This is a Metaphor for Halloween"},"content":{"rendered":"<div style=\"border: 1px solid black; margin: 0px 10px; padding: 5px; width: 300px; float: right; text-align: center;\">Click for full size<\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/img408.imageshack.us\/img408\/961\/marshmallow10cake733814.png\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/img408.imageshack.us\/img408\/961\/marshmallow10cake733814.png\" bordercolor=\"white\" border=\"0\" width=\"290\" \/><\/a> <span style=\"font-style: italic;\">Did I mention that it was illustrated?<\/span><\/div>\n<p>It is a <a href=\"http:\/\/hyperboleandahalf.blogspot.com\/2010\/10\/god-of-cake.html\">very funny essay on what happens when a child is separated from cake<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>Taking candy from a baby, my ass.<\/p>\n<p>Go read, it is brilliant, at least it is if you have children.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Click for full size Did I mention that it was illustrated? It is a very funny essay on what happens when a child is separated from cake. Taking candy from a baby, my ass. Go read, it is brilliant, at least it is if you have children.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1012,1100,1002],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-188232","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-food","category-funny","category-good-writing"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/188232"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=188232"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/188232\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=188232"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=188232"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=188232"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}