{"id":188302,"date":"2010-10-23T21:34:00","date_gmt":"2010-10-24T02:34:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2010\/10\/23\/how-to-pet-a-kitty\/"},"modified":"2010-10-23T21:34:00","modified_gmt":"2010-10-24T02:34:00","slug":"how-to-pet-a-kitty","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2010\/10\/23\/how-to-pet-a-kitty\/","title":{"rendered":"How to Pet a Kitty"},"content":{"rendered":"<div style=\"border: 1px solid black; margin: 0px 10px; padding: 5px; width: 400px; float: right; text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/img23.imageshack.us\/img23\/1838\/14088156.png\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/img23.imageshack.us\/img23\/1838\/14088156.png\" bordercolor=\"white\" border=\"0\" width=\"390\" \/><\/a><br \/><span style=\"font-style: italic;\">Too True<\/span><\/div>\n<p>You can read the rest at <a href=\"http:\/\/theoatmeal.com\/comics\/kitty_pet\">the Oatmeal<\/a>, and I highly recommend that you do so.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Too True You can read the rest at the Oatmeal, and I highly recommend that you do so.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1167,1100,1002,1132,1003],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-188302","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-art","category-funny","category-good-writing","category-pets","category-philosophy"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/188302"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=188302"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/188302\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=188302"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=188302"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=188302"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}