{"id":188682,"date":"2010-08-12T17:15:00","date_gmt":"2010-08-12T22:15:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2010\/08\/12\/financial-media-wankery\/"},"modified":"2010-08-12T17:15:00","modified_gmt":"2010-08-12T22:15:00","slug":"financial-media-wankery","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2010\/08\/12\/financial-media-wankery\/","title":{"rendered":"Financial Media Wankery"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Paul La Monica <a href=\"http:\/\/money.cnn.com\/2010\/08\/12\/markets\/thebuzz\/index.htm\">does it again in his Panglossian pursuit<\/a> of reasons for investors to reasons to reenter the market.<\/p>\n<p>So, his advice to investors is to masturbate:<\/p>\n<blockquote style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 153);\"><p>Investors need to follow the immortal words of the 80&#8217;s one-hit wonder Frankie Goes to Hollywood: Relax.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>What?  You mean that Mr. La Monica doesn&#8217;t know that the song was about masturbation?<\/p>\n<p>&lt;Facepalm&gt;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Paul La Monica does it again in his Panglossian pursuit of reasons for investors to reasons to reenter the market. So, his advice to investors is to masturbate: Investors need to follow the immortal words of the 80&#8217;s one-hit wonder Frankie Goes to Hollywood: Relax. What? You mean that Mr. La Monica doesn&#8217;t know that &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[974,1064,1137,982],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-188682","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-hack-journalism","category-media","category-music","category-stupid"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/188682"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=188682"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/188682\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=188682"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=188682"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=188682"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}