{"id":188716,"date":"2010-08-07T07:39:00","date_gmt":"2010-08-07T12:39:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2010\/08\/07\/times-are-tough-for-boeing\/"},"modified":"2010-08-07T07:39:00","modified_gmt":"2010-08-07T12:39:00","slug":"times-are-tough-for-boeing","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2010\/08\/07\/times-are-tough-for-boeing\/","title":{"rendered":"Times Are Tough for Boeing\u2026"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.flightglobal.com\/blogs\/flightblogger\/2010\/08\/the-onion-takes-a-bold-leap-in.html\">Jon Ostrower<\/a> finds this gem in <a href=\"http:\/\/www.theonion.com\/articles\/boeing-lays-off-only-guy-who-knows-how-to-keep-win,17845\/\">America&#8217;s Finest News Source<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 153);\"><p>CHICAGO\u2014With the airline industry continuing to suffer under the ongoing recession, the Boeing Company was forced Monday to lay off Al Freedman, the only guy left at the corporation who knows how to keep wings from falling off planes. \u2026\u2026\u2026\u2026<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Jon Ostrower finds this gem in America&#8217;s Finest News Source: CHICAGO\u2014With the airline industry continuing to suffer under the ongoing recession, the Boeing Company was forced Monday to lay off Al Freedman, the only guy left at the corporation who knows how to keep wings from falling off planes. \u2026\u2026\u2026\u2026<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1007,1005,1100,1002],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-188716","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-aviation","category-business","category-funny","category-good-writing"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/188716"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=188716"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/188716\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=188716"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=188716"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=188716"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}