{"id":188746,"date":"2010-08-03T22:19:00","date_gmt":"2010-08-04T03:19:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2010\/08\/03\/how-not-to-make-friends-with-your-friends-at-the-department-of-homeland-security\/"},"modified":"2010-08-03T22:19:00","modified_gmt":"2010-08-04T03:19:00","slug":"how-not-to-make-friends-with-your-friends-at-the-department-of-homeland-security","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2010\/08\/03\/how-not-to-make-friends-with-your-friends-at-the-department-of-homeland-security\/","title":{"rendered":"How Not to Make Friends With Your Friends at the Department of Homeland Security"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Put these <a href=\"http:\/\/www.geekosystem.com\/suitcase-stickers\/\">handy dandy stickers<\/a> on your suitcase, which are sure to get you a body cavity search:<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/a.imageshack.us\/img832\/5752\/suitcasesticker35211338.jpg\" width=\"500\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/a.imageshack.us\/img834\/1737\/suitcasesticker15230468.jpg\" width=\"500\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/a.imageshack.us\/img834\/8195\/suitcasesticker25256707.jpg\" width=\"500\" \/><\/p>\n<p>OK, maybe this one will get you a date:<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/a.imageshack.us\/img340\/73\/suitcasesticker45278491.jpg\" width=\"500\" \/><\/p>\n<p>And <a href=\"http:\/\/thecheeky.com\/?p=22\">only $15 such a steal<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Put these handy dandy stickers on your suitcase, which are sure to get you a body cavity search: OK, maybe this one will get you a date: And only $15 such a steal.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[962,1005,1100,1124,1015],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-188746","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-40yrs","category-business","category-funny","category-photographs","category-weird"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/188746"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=188746"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/188746\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=188746"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=188746"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=188746"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}