{"id":188893,"date":"2010-07-13T19:03:00","date_gmt":"2010-07-14T00:03:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2010\/07\/13\/people-with-too-much-time-on-their-hands\/"},"modified":"2010-07-13T19:03:00","modified_gmt":"2010-07-14T00:03:00","slug":"people-with-too-much-time-on-their-hands","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2010\/07\/13\/people-with-too-much-time-on-their-hands\/","title":{"rendered":"People With Too Much Time on Their Hands"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Jewell, who goes to the Karaoke bar in disguise, and sings Jewell songs:<\/p>\n<p><object width=\"498\" height=\"319\" classid=\"clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http:\/\/player.ordienetworks.com\/flash\/fodplayer.swf\"><param name=\"flashvars\" value=\"key=4a87d48fdd\"><param name=\"allowfullscreen\" value=\"true\"><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\"><\/param><embed width=\"498\" height=\"319\" flashvars=\"key=4a87d48fdd\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" allowscriptaccess=\"always\" quality=\"high\" src=\"http:\/\/player.ordienetworks.com\/flash\/fodplayer.swf\" name=\"ordie_player_4a87d48fdd\" type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\"><\/embed><\/object><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Jewell, who goes to the Karaoke bar in disguise, and sings Jewell songs:<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1100,1137,1027,1015],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-188893","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-funny","category-music","category-video","category-weird"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/188893"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=188893"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/188893\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=188893"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=188893"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=188893"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}