{"id":188987,"date":"2010-06-22T20:07:00","date_gmt":"2010-06-23T01:07:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2010\/06\/22\/ok-this-is-stupid\/"},"modified":"2010-06-22T20:07:00","modified_gmt":"2010-06-23T01:07:00","slug":"ok-this-is-stupid","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2010\/06\/22\/ok-this-is-stupid\/","title":{"rendered":"OK, This is Stupid"},"content":{"rendered":"<div style=\"border: 1px solid black; margin: 0px 10px; padding: 5px; width: 400px; float: right; text-align: center;\">Click for full size<\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/img684.imageshack.us\/img684\/1069\/cannedunicornmeatzoom12.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/img684.imageshack.us\/img684\/1069\/cannedunicornmeatzoom12.jpg\" bordercolor=\"white\" width=\"390\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a> <span style=\"font-style: italic;\">This an April fools gag<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/img80.imageshack.us\/img80\/8056\/npbfax1182235.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/img80.imageshack.us\/img80\/8056\/npbfax1182235.jpg\" bordercolor=\"white\" width=\"390\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><br \/>This is someone doing <span style=\"font-weight: bold;\">WAY<\/span> too many drugs.<\/span><\/div>\n<p>ThinkGeek gets what they call, their <a href=\"http:\/\/www.thinkgeek.com\/blog\/2010\/06\/officially-our-bestever-cease.html?cpg=fb\">best cease &amp; desist letter ever<\/a>, from the National Pork Board telling them that they are violating their trademark by describing <span style=\"font-weight: bold;\">Unicorn<\/span> meat as, &#8220;The other white meat,&#8221; for which ThinkGeek, tongue planted firmly in cheek, apologizes:<\/p>\n<blockquote style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 153);\"><p>&#8220;It was never our intention to cause a national crisis and misguide American citizens regarding the differences between the pig and the unicorn,&#8221; said Scott Kauffman, President and CEO of Geeknet. &#8220;In fact, ThinkGeek&#8217;s canned unicorn meat is sparkly, a bit red, and not approved by any government entity.&#8221;<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Heh.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Click for full size This an April fools gag This is someone doing WAY too many drugs. ThinkGeek gets what they call, their best cease &amp; desist letter ever, from the National Pork Board telling them that they are violating their trademark by describing Unicorn meat as, &#8220;The other white meat,&#8221; for which ThinkGeek, tongue &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1012,1100,1109,1015],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-188987","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-food","category-funny","category-ip","category-weird"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/188987"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=188987"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/188987\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=188987"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=188987"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=188987"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}