{"id":189129,"date":"2010-05-18T17:07:00","date_gmt":"2010-05-18T22:07:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2010\/05\/18\/hating-on-sports-analogies\/"},"modified":"2010-05-18T17:07:00","modified_gmt":"2010-05-18T22:07:00","slug":"hating-on-sports-analogies","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2010\/05\/18\/hating-on-sports-analogies\/","title":{"rendered":"Hating on Sports Analogies"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Particularly when the person using them does not understand the underlying sport.<\/p>\n<p>Case in point, Greg  Sandoval, who in writing about a German court order banning an ISP from providing bandwidth, titles the article, &#8221; <a href=\"http:\/\/news.cnet.com\/8301-31001_3-20005091-261.html?tag=nl.e703\"><span style=\"font-style: italic;\">Studios score another TKO against Pirate Bay<\/span><\/a>,&#8221; in discussing the short-lived offline period.<\/p>\n<p>Less than 12 hours later Pirate Bay was back on line.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m not sure if Mr. Sandoval wrote the headline, or if someone else did, but whoever it was, they have no f%$#ing clue as to the sport of boxing, nor what a TKO is.<\/p>\n<p>TKO stands for &#8220;<a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Technical_knockout\">Technical Knock Out<\/a>,&#8221; and when it occurs, it&#8217;s game over, and someone has lost:<\/p>\n<blockquote style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 153);\"><p>A knockout (also referred to as a K.O.) is a winning criterion in several full-contact combat sports, such as boxing, kickboxing, Muay Thai, mixed martial arts, Karate and others sports involving striking. A knockout is usually awarded when one participant is unable to rise from the canvas within a specified period of time, typically because of fatigue, injury (serious or temporarily incapacitating, e.g. a bleeding cut above the eye can blind a fighter), loss of balance, or unconsciousness; that is, the person may literally be knocked out. A technical knockout (also referred to as a T.K.O.) is often declared when the referee or other judges (such as official ring physician, the fighter, or the fighter&#8217;s cornermen) decide that a fighter cannot continue the match, even though he did not fail the count, or, in many regions, a fighter has been knocked down three times in one round.[1]  British records refer to TKOs as either &#8220;retired&#8221;, if the fighter refuses to continue, or &#8220;R.S.F.&#8221;, for Referee Stopped Fight. In amateur boxing, a knockout is scored as &#8220;RSC,&#8221; for Referee Stopped Contest. A technical knockout (&#8220;Outclassed&#8221;) can also be declared if a fighter is ahead by 15 points in a bout.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>If you want to use a sports analogy, this is something like a <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Penalty_card#Yellow_card\">yellow card<\/a>.  It&#8217;s inconvenient, and a warning, but the game is still on.<\/p>\n<p>Better yet, <span style=\"font-variant: small-caps; font-weight: bold;font-size:180%;\" >Don&#8217;t Use a Sports Analogy!!!!<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Particularly when the person using them does not understand the underlying sport. Case in point, Greg Sandoval, who in writing about a German court order banning an ISP from providing bandwidth, titles the article, &#8221; Studios score another TKO against Pirate Bay,&#8221; in discussing the short-lived offline period. Less than 12 hours later Pirate Bay &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[984,974,1109,972,979],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-189129","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-europe","category-hack-journalism","category-ip","category-justice","category-wanker"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/189129"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=189129"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/189129\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=189129"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=189129"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=189129"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}