{"id":189211,"date":"2010-05-05T13:36:00","date_gmt":"2010-05-05T18:36:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2010\/05\/05\/when-glenn-beck-is-more-reasonable-than-you\/"},"modified":"2010-05-05T13:36:00","modified_gmt":"2010-05-05T18:36:00","slug":"when-glenn-beck-is-more-reasonable-than-you","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2010\/05\/05\/when-glenn-beck-is-more-reasonable-than-you\/","title":{"rendered":"When Glenn Beck is More Reasonable than You\u2026"},"content":{"rendered":"<div style=\"border: 1px solid black; float: right; margin: 0px 10px; padding: 5px; text-align: center; width: 130px;\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/img188.imageshack.us\/img188\/2969\/minilarson037790049.jpg\" width=\"130\" \/><br \/><span style=\"font-size: 85%; font-style: italic;\">Bummer of a birth mark, little Johnny<\/span><\/div>\n<p>It&#8217;s game over, dude.<\/p>\n<p>In this case, it&#8217;s <span style=\"font-weight: bold;\">John McCain<\/span>, who is suggesting that mirandizing the alleged Times Square bomber is somehow evil and wrong, and Glenn Beck, yes, <span style=\"font-weight: bold;\">Glen Beck<\/span>, who is suggesting that we need not shred the Constitution, and give American citizens their constitutional due.<\/p>\n<p><embed allowfullscreen=\"true\" allownetworking=\"all\" allowscriptaccess=\"always\" bgcolor=\"#000000\" flashvars=\"autoPlay=false\" height=\"301\" src=\"http:\/\/media.mtvnservices.com\/mgid:cms:item:comedycentral.com:308487\" style=\"display: block;\" type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" width=\"360\" wmode=\"window\"><\/embed><\/p>\n<p>So John McCain is being called a demagogue, by the tag team by Jon Stewart and <span style=\"font-weight: bold;\">Glenn Beck<\/span>.<\/p>\n<div style=\"border: 1px solid black; margin: 0px 10px; text-align: center; width: 400px;\">Click for full size<\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/img240.imageshack.us\/img240\/8129\/megalodonscale12635171.png\"><img decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" bordercolor=\"white\" src=\"http:\/\/img240.imageshack.us\/img240\/8129\/megalodonscale12635171.png\" width=\"390\" \/><\/a><br \/>This is one big shark that he jumped.<br \/>With Frikken<\/div>\n<p>Lasers!Jumping C. Megalodon<sup>*<\/sup><\/p>\n<p><sup>*<\/sup><span style=\"font-size: 78%;\">The largest shark, and <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Megaladon\">likely largest predator fish ever<\/a>.  It died out some 1.5 million years ago.  The Genus is still in dispute, between either Carcharodon<\/span> (Great White) or Carcharocles (broad toothed Mako).  But in either case, you are jumping C. Megalodon, you have jumped the biggest shark ever.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Bummer of a birth mark, little Johnny It&#8217;s game over, dude. In this case, it&#8217;s John McCain, who is suggesting that mirandizing the alleged Times Square bomber is somehow evil and wrong, and Glenn Beck, yes, Glen Beck, who is suggesting that we need not shred the Constitution, and give American citizens their constitutional due. &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[971,1028,978,982,1027,979],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-189211","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-civil-rights","category-people-i-do-not-want-to-piss-off","category-politics","category-stupid","category-video","category-wanker"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/189211"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=189211"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/189211\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=189211"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=189211"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=189211"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}