{"id":189375,"date":"2010-04-08T13:27:00","date_gmt":"2010-04-08T18:27:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2010\/04\/08\/i-really-want-to-know-the-whole-back-story-on-this\/"},"modified":"2010-04-08T13:27:00","modified_gmt":"2010-04-08T18:27:00","slug":"i-really-want-to-know-the-whole-back-story-on-this","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2010\/04\/08\/i-really-want-to-know-the-whole-back-story-on-this\/","title":{"rendered":"I Really Want to Know the Whole Back-Story On This"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/img687.imageshack.us\/img687\/3826\/bestcaptionever3049799.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>According to the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.unionleader.com\/article.aspx?headline=Two+fires+hours+apart+destroy+beach+house&amp;articleId=5f1720a3-a7f7-4cce-a169-e1d255131844\">associated article<\/a>, &#8220;As firefighters cleaned up the scene late this morning, Kali Burns, who lives next door, ran up and down the street dressed in a gorilla suit and caught the attention of some firefighters. Burns said his friends dared him to put the costume on, so he did. He said he only wanted to &#8216;cheer everybody up.'&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I dunno, I think that there is something deeper involved.<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-style:italic;\">You blew it up! Ah, damn you! God damn you all to hell!<\/span><\/p>\n<p>H\/t <a href=\"http:\/\/www.americablog.com\/2010\/04\/best-photo-caption-ever.html\">Americablog<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>According to the associated article, &#8220;As firefighters cleaned up the scene late this morning, Kali Burns, who lives next door, ran up and down the street dressed in a gorilla suit and caught the attention of some firefighters. Burns said his friends dared him to put the costume on, so he did. He said he &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[962,1124,1015],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-189375","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-40yrs","category-photographs","category-weird"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/189375"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=189375"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/189375\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=189375"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=189375"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=189375"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}