{"id":189439,"date":"2010-03-29T13:35:00","date_gmt":"2010-03-29T18:35:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2010\/03\/29\/best-apology-ever\/"},"modified":"2010-03-29T13:35:00","modified_gmt":"2010-03-29T18:35:00","slug":"best-apology-ever","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2010\/03\/29\/best-apology-ever\/","title":{"rendered":"Best Apology Ever!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.nypost.com\/p\/entertainment\/movies\/penned_the_suckiest_movie_ever_sorry_MdXedZpTMWJmfpw80Xc7aO\/0\">Writer J.D. Shapiro, apologizing for being the 1<sup>st<\/sup> script writer for <span style=\"font-style: italic;\">Battlefield Earth<\/span><\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>Seriously, I cannot do justice to this, not can I provide excerpts that do justice, but here is a sample:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><span style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 153);\">During my Scientology research, I met an employee who I instantly had a crush on. She was kind of a priestess, and had dedicated her life to working for the church by becoming a Sea Org member. She said that she signed a billion-year contract. I said, &#8220;What! Really?&#8221; She said she got paid a small stipend of $50 a week, to which I said, &#8220;Can you get an advance on the billion years, like say, a mere $500,000?&#8221; And then she said as a Sea Org member, you can&#8217;t have sex unless you&#8217;re married. I asked her if she was married. She said yes. So I said, &#8220;Great! That means we can have sex!&#8221;<\/span><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>It is simply exquisite!<\/p>\n<p>Go read.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Writer J.D. Shapiro, apologizing for being the 1st script writer for Battlefield Earth. Seriously, I cannot do justice to this, not can I provide excerpts that do justice, but here is a sample: During my Scientology research, I met an employee who I instantly had a crush on. She was kind of a priestess, and &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[962,993,1065,1064,1021],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-189439","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-40yrs","category-cinema","category-entertainment","category-media","category-religion"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/189439"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=189439"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/189439\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=189439"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=189439"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=189439"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}