{"id":189582,"date":"2010-03-09T20:55:00","date_gmt":"2010-03-10T01:55:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2010\/03\/09\/it-could-be-worse-she-could-have-been-driving-a-toyota-prius\/"},"modified":"2010-03-09T20:55:00","modified_gmt":"2010-03-10T01:55:00","slug":"it-could-be-worse-she-could-have-been-driving-a-toyota-prius","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2010\/03\/09\/it-could-be-worse-she-could-have-been-driving-a-toyota-prius\/","title":{"rendered":"It Could Be Worse, She Could Have Been Driving a Toyota Prius"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Ummm&#8230;.There are so many jokes here, but I&#8217;ll just note that since she&#8217;s shaved, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.theregister.co.uk\/2010\/03\/09\/florida_crash\/\">we&#8217;ll never know if the carpet matches the drapes<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 153);\"><p>A Florida Highway Patrol officer has admitted his incredulity at a woman who pranged her car while shaving her privates.<\/p>\n<p>Megan Mariah Barnes, 37, was driving her Thunderbird in Key West last week when she piled into the back of a Chevrolet pickup carrying four people. Or rather, although she was in the driver&#8217;s seat, it was actually her ex-hubby Charles Judy who was holding the wheel while she tidied herself up down below.<\/p>\n<p>A Highway Patrol spokesman explained that the pair drove on for about a kilometre down the road before pulling the old driver\/passenger switcheroo &#8211; unsurprising since Barnes was the day before &#8220;convicted and sentenced to nine months of probation for DUI and driving with a suspended licence&#8221;, deprived of her licence for five years and &#8220;ordered to get her car impounded&#8221;.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Just when I think that things can&#8217;t get any weirder, the weird turn pro.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ummm&#8230;.There are so many jokes here, but I&#8217;ll just note that since she&#8217;s shaved, we&#8217;ll never know if the carpet matches the drapes: A Florida Highway Patrol officer has admitted his incredulity at a woman who pranged her car while shaving her privates. Megan Mariah Barnes, 37, was driving her Thunderbird in Key West last &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[962,1139,1075,1015],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-189582","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-40yrs","category-automobile","category-sex","category-weird"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/189582"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=189582"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/189582\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=189582"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=189582"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=189582"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}