{"id":189659,"date":"2010-02-25T15:30:00","date_gmt":"2010-02-25T20:30:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2010\/02\/25\/stupor-troopers\/"},"modified":"2010-02-25T15:30:00","modified_gmt":"2010-02-25T20:30:00","slug":"stupor-troopers","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2010\/02\/25\/stupor-troopers\/","title":{"rendered":"Stupor Troopers"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Well, I guess this makes <a href=\"http:\/\/www.imdb.com\/title\/tt1114740\/\"><span style=\"font-style: italic;\">Paul Blart: Mall Cop<\/span><\/a>, look cool, but <a href=\"http:\/\/www.naplesnews.com\/news\/2010\/feb\/23\/collier-county-deputies-crash-segways-1-breaks-ank\/\">2 Collier County sheriff&#8217;s deputies doing their patrols on Segways collided<\/a>, with one deputy breaking his ankle as a result.<\/p>\n<p>I kind of wonder about any law enforcement entity that relies on the Segway to patrol though.<\/p>\n<p>Much like <a href=\"http:\/\/obscurestore.typepad.com\/obscure_store_and_reading\/2010\/02\/deputy-injured-when-he-and-colleague-crashed-their-segways.html\">Jim Romenesko<\/a>, I really hope that a security camera caught the action.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Well, I guess this makes Paul Blart: Mall Cop, look cool, but 2 Collier County sheriff&#8217;s deputies doing their patrols on Segways collided, with one deputy breaking his ankle as a result. I kind of wonder about any law enforcement entity that relies on the Segway to patrol though. Much like Jim Romenesko, I really &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[962,1010,1025,1015],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-189659","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-40yrs","category-bureaucracy","category-technology","category-weird"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/189659"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=189659"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/189659\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=189659"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=189659"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=189659"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}