{"id":189897,"date":"2010-02-02T15:04:00","date_gmt":"2010-02-02T20:04:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2010\/02\/02\/like-bukakke-with-knives\/"},"modified":"2010-02-02T15:04:00","modified_gmt":"2010-02-02T20:04:00","slug":"like-bukakke-with-knives","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2010\/02\/02\/like-bukakke-with-knives\/","title":{"rendered":"Like Bukakke* with Knives"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Only $1.59, and I get a whole new definition of “facial”<\/span><\/div>\n

Ok, so about the only plus to my being unemployed is that I make it to the gym 3-4 times a week, and do the stationary bicycle, get told by Fox News that we’re all going to die, and then I shower.<\/p>\n

Well, I shave 2-3 times a week, I have a beard, so hitting my neck and the sparsely hairy parts my cheeks\u2020<\/sup> does not have to be a daily thing.<\/p>\n

I like to shave in the shower, and to do any fine work in the mirror afterward. I know my face well enough, and the hot water softens the hair and makes the shaver work better.<\/p>\n

So, I got a new disposable razor, a Bic\u00ae<\/sup> Comfort 3\u00ae<\/sup> Pivot<\/a>, because it was what what was on the shelf.<\/p>\n

Well, one of the features is a, “Twin lubricating strip with Aloe vera and Vitamin E for sensitive skin. Improves shaver glide over the skin and reduces irritation.”<\/p>\n

I kind of figured that it didn’t mean much, you see this crap all the time on consumer products.<\/p>\n

I was wrong. There I was, in the shower, and this razor is oozing<\/span><\/span> this clear stuff onto my face.<\/p>\n

Ewwwwww!!!!<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

*<\/sup>If you don’t know, you can always check out the Wiki<\/a>, but it’s NSFW.<\/span>
\u2020<\/sup>The upper ones cheeks, I don’t shave my ass. Sharon <\/span>\u2021<\/sup> likes<\/span> my hairy ass, thank you very much.<\/span>
\u2021<\/sup>Love of my life, light of the cosmos, she who must be obeyed<\/span><\/span>, my wife.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Only $1.59, and I get a whole new definition of “facial” Ok, so about the only plus to my being unemployed is that I make it to the gym 3-4 times a week, and do the stationary bicycle, get told by Fox News that we’re all going to die, and then I shower. Well, I …<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[962,1267,1015],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-189897","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-40yrs","category-product-reviews","category-weird"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/189897"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=189897"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/189897\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=189897"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=189897"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=189897"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}