{"id":189984,"date":"2010-01-19T13:01:00","date_gmt":"2010-01-19T18:01:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2010\/01\/19\/received-via-email-2\/"},"modified":"2010-01-19T13:01:00","modified_gmt":"2010-01-19T18:01:00","slug":"received-via-email-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2010\/01\/19\/received-via-email-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Received via Email"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Specifically, this was received by <a href=\"http:\/\/www.shortskoolbus.com\/\">Dutchie on the Short Skool Buss BBS<\/a>: <\/p>\n<blockquote><p>So after landing my new job as a Wal-Mart greeter, a good find for many retirees, I lasted less than a day&#8230;&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>About two hours into my first day on the job a very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into the store with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance. As I had been instructed, I said pleasantly, &#8216;Good morning and welcome to Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there.  Are they twins?&#8217;<\/p>\n<p>The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, &#8216;Hell no, they ain&#8217;t twins. The oldest one&#8217;s 9, and the other one&#8217;s 7. Why the hell would you think they&#8217;re twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?&#8217; So I replied, &#8216;I&#8217;m neither blind nor stupid, Ma&#8217;am, It&#8217;s just hard to believe that you got laid twice. Have a good day and thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart.&#8217;<\/p>\n<p>My supervisor said I probably wasn&#8217;t cut out for this line of work.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Brilliant.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Specifically, this was received by Dutchie on the Short Skool Buss BBS: So after landing my new job as a Wal-Mart greeter, a good find for many retirees, I lasted less than a day&#8230;&#8230; About two hours into my first day on the job a very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into the store with &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[962,1100],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-189984","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-40yrs","category-funny"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/189984"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=189984"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/189984\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=189984"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=189984"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=189984"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}