{"id":190030,"date":"2010-01-13T23:57:00","date_gmt":"2010-01-14T04:57:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2010\/01\/13\/deep-thought-222\/"},"modified":"2010-01-13T23:57:00","modified_gmt":"2010-01-14T04:57:00","slug":"deep-thought-222","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2010\/01\/13\/deep-thought-222\/","title":{"rendered":"Deep Thought"},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 153);\"><p>After reading a bunch of threads about Obama federalizing the National Guard (it&#8217;s somehow connected to the FEMA camps), giving Interpol absolute and unquestionable power on American soils, and the fact that Obama&#8217;s name is really &#8220;Steve,&#8221; I have discovered what people do when they&#8217;re too old to masturbate.<\/p>\n<p>And I have made a vow to exercise and eat my vegetables so that it never happens to me.<\/p>\n<blockquote style=\"font-style: italic;\"><p> \u2014 Oggie at the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.shortskoolbus.com\/\">Shortskoolbus BBS<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>Well, that explains my liberalism, and my strong right hand.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>After reading a bunch of threads about Obama federalizing the National Guard (it&#8217;s somehow connected to the FEMA camps), giving Interpol absolute and unquestionable power on American soils, and the fact that Obama&#8217;s name is really &#8220;Steve,&#8221; I have discovered what people do when they&#8217;re too old to masturbate. And I have made a vow &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[961],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-190030","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-deep-thoughts"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/190030"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=190030"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/190030\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=190030"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=190030"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=190030"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}