{"id":190073,"date":"2010-01-10T12:26:00","date_gmt":"2010-01-10T17:26:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2010\/01\/10\/next-up-the-field-vasectomy\/"},"modified":"2010-01-10T12:26:00","modified_gmt":"2010-01-10T17:26:00","slug":"next-up-the-field-vasectomy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2010\/01\/10\/next-up-the-field-vasectomy\/","title":{"rendered":"Next Up, the Field Vasectomy"},"content":{"rendered":"<div style=\"border: 1px solid black; margin: 0px 10px; width: 400px; float: right; text-align: center;\"><object height=\"238\" width=\"392\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/TtIG4TuVnvg&amp;hl=en_US&amp;fs=1&amp;\"><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\"><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\"><embed src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/TtIG4TuVnvg&amp;hl=en_US&amp;fs=1&amp;\" type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" allowscriptaccess=\"always\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" height=\"238\" width=\"392\"><\/embed><\/object><span style=\"font-style: italic;\">This is a Bridge to Far<\/span><\/div>\n<p>You know, I&#8217;ve occasionally watched the survival pr0n that you find on the Discovery Channel, both the rather more authentic Les Stroud, and the more entertaining Bear Grylls, and I think that this qualifies as <span style=\"font-style: italic;\">Jumping the Shark<\/span>.<\/p>\n<p>In order to get water into his body, when the only water is fetid, and would likely cause illness\/vomiting that might further dehydrate you, Grylls is using an enema to get water into his system.<\/p>\n<p>This will work, just ask any medical professional, but seriously, <span style=\"font-weight: bold;\">enough is enough<\/span>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This is a Bridge to Far You know, I&#8217;ve occasionally watched the survival pr0n that you find on the Discovery Channel, both the rather more authentic Les Stroud, and the more entertaining Bear Grylls, and I think that this qualifies as Jumping the Shark. In order to get water into his body, when the only &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1065,982,1015],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-190073","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-entertainment","category-stupid","category-weird"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/190073"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=190073"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/190073\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=190073"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=190073"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=190073"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}