{"id":190153,"date":"2010-01-01T22:27:00","date_gmt":"2010-01-02T03:27:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2010\/01\/01\/if-she-were-to-bear-keith-richards-child\/"},"modified":"2010-01-01T22:27:00","modified_gmt":"2010-01-02T03:27:00","slug":"if-she-were-to-bear-keith-richards-child","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2010\/01\/01\/if-she-were-to-bear-keith-richards-child\/","title":{"rendered":"If She Were to Bear Keith Richard&#8217;s* Child"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.rapidcityjournal.com\/news\/article_9d4a1d0e-f4d1-11de-8edf-001cc4c002e0.html\">It would be immortal<\/a>, and might have super powers: <\/p>\n<blockquote style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 153);\"><p>A Sturgis woman had a blood-alcohol level of .708 percent, possibly a state record, when she was found earlier this month behind the wheel of a stolen vehicle parked on Interstate 90, according to Meade County State\u2019s Attorney Jesse Sondreal.<\/p>\n<p>A South Dakota Highway Patrol trooper discovered Marguerite Engle, 45, on Dec. 1 passed out behind the wheel of a delivery truck reported stolen in Rapid City.<\/p>\n<p>Her blood-alcohol level was almost nine times South Dakota\u2019s legal limit of .08 percent.<\/p>\n<p>Checks with local and state labs where blood-alcohol levels are tested suggest Engle\u2019s reading may be the highest ever recorded in South Dakota, Sondreal said.<\/p>\n<p>Sondreal said a state chemist recalled a sample that tested .53, but nothing higher, in his more than 30 years on the job.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>By way of comparison, LD50 for alcohol, the number at which 50% of the subjects die, is 0.40% BAC.<\/p>\n<p><sup>*<\/sup><span style=\"font-size:78%;\">Richards&#8217; abuse of a myriad of substances is legendary, and his continued survival therefore puzzling. This led the comic Bill Hicks to say that, &#8220;<a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikiquote.org\/wiki\/Keith_Richards\">I picture nuclear war and two things surviving: Keith and cockroaches!<\/a>&#8220;<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It would be immortal, and might have super powers: A Sturgis woman had a blood-alcohol level of .708 percent, possibly a state record, when she was found earlier this month behind the wheel of a stolen vehicle parked on Interstate 90, according to Meade County State\u2019s Attorney Jesse Sondreal. A South Dakota Highway Patrol trooper &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[962,1013,1015],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-190153","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-40yrs","category-drugs","category-weird"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/190153"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=190153"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/190153\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=190153"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=190153"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=190153"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}