{"id":190368,"date":"2009-12-05T18:27:00","date_gmt":"2009-12-05T23:27:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2009\/12\/05\/from-the-annals-of-the-thoroughly-unsurprising\/"},"modified":"2009-12-05T18:27:00","modified_gmt":"2009-12-05T23:27:00","slug":"from-the-annals-of-the-thoroughly-unsurprising","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2009\/12\/05\/from-the-annals-of-the-thoroughly-unsurprising\/","title":{"rendered":"From the Annals of the Thoroughly Unsurprising"},"content":{"rendered":"<div style=\"border: 1px solid black; margin: 0px 10px; width: 400px; float: right; text-align: center;\">Click for full size<\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/img29.imageshack.us\/img29\/39\/amishgirlsdemotivationa.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/img29.imageshack.us\/img29\/39\/amishgirlsdemotivationa.jpg\" bordercolor=\"white\" border=\"0\" width=\"390\" \/><\/a> <span style=\"font-style: italic;\">Maybe they could use the Amish &#8230;. Uhhhh &#8230; Never mind<\/span><\/div>\n<p>Researchers, looking to &#8220;compare men who watch porn with those who haven&#8217;t encountered it,&#8221; have hit a snag.<\/p>\n<p>They have been <a href=\"http:\/\/news.ninemsn.com.au\/technology\/979435\/mens-porn-study-fails-to-find-smut-virgins\">unable to find any men who haven&#8217;t sampled pr0n<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><span style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 153);\">&#8220;We started our research seeking men in their 20s who had never consumed pornography,&#8221; the Telegraph reported Professor Simon Louis Lajeunesse as saying.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 153);\">&#8220;[But] we couldn&#8217;t find any.<\/span>&#8220;<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>I was thinking that they might want to contact members of the Amish community, and then I went to google images, and typed in &#8220;<a href=\"http:\/\/images.google.com\/images?gbv=2&amp;hl=en&amp;safe=off&amp;sa=1&amp;q=hot+amish+chicks&amp;aq=f&amp;oq=&amp;aqi=&amp;start=0\">hot Amish chicks<\/a>&#8220;. (NSFW)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Click for full size Maybe they could use the Amish &#8230;. Uhhhh &#8230; Never mind Researchers, looking to &#8220;compare men who watch porn with those who haven&#8217;t encountered it,&#8221; have hit a snag. They have been unable to find any men who haven&#8217;t sampled pr0n: &#8220;We started our research seeking men in their 20s who &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[962,1067,1100,1069,1075],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-190368","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-40yrs","category-communications","category-funny","category-science","category-sex"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/190368"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=190368"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/190368\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=190368"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=190368"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=190368"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}